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We got a new site and fora for the BOZOKast A.E.

http://bozokast.net

Go update your iTunes subscription and be ready for the awesomeness of the BOZOKast in Technicolor. This will be the last blog post on clownpunchers.net until we bring the corporation back alive.

Adios.

We’ve been doing this to EvE for over 2 years…(NSFW)

It’s time for us to say adiós to EvE.

I won’t bore you with why we’re closing out doors. It’s none of your fucking business
I’m not going to say stupid faggoty shit like ‘we’ll be back! Just you wait and see!’. We might, we might not, it’s none of your fucking business.
BOZOKast will continue, because BOZO is bigger than EvE. More on that later.

Thank you to the following:

Yakuza/The Church
0utbreak
Stimulus (just them, not the rest of their faggoty alliance)
The blowjob queen Mynxee
The blowjob king Helicity
The gimp in a box known as Spectre

BOZO played EvE to fight…win, lose or draw. Rarely was there a fight we backed down from, never was there an enemy we bowed to. We never hid in our station until we could form a 40 man fag fleet, we never ran from even numbers, we never played this game like a bunch of fucking little bitches.

I will say this: if BOZO has ever smacked you in local and you said to yourself, “this is nothing but a bunch of nonsense. It’s their schtick…it’s just what they do, they don’t mean any of it.’ You were wrong. We meant everything we ever said. We hated you and everything about you. We hated how you play the game, we hated the fact your mother fucked some asshole and made you, we hated your wife, your kids, your fucking friends, your dog and your whole existence and everything in it. If we told you we wanted to fuck your mom in her mouth while a dog ate peanut butter off her flappy pussy, then we meant it. We weren’t kidding.

We always heard you faggots out there accuse us as being teenager, emo kids and the like. I would like you to know that BOZO was filled with nothing but old guys. We were all at least 25 years old, the average being about 35. Almost everyone was a professional in real life, ranging from medical doctors, scientists, engineers, police officers, soldiers, programmers…the list goes on. Even out of game, we were better than you.

There was no better ran, more organized or all around awesome corp than BOZO. There were no better pilots in all of EvE than our worst BOZO. Those of you who were in BOZO know that’s the truth and those that weren’t will never experience the awesomeness of Clown Punchers Syndicate.

Yeah, we’ve been on a vacation. Fuck you, we’ll get a new BOZOKast out when we fucking feel like it.

In other news, Tolarus has been busy getting ready for Easter:

The BOZOKast team recently caught up with Evil Pookie. Battleclinic stat lover and self proclaimed leader of BURN EDEN. He is with us to discuss how he is awesome, how his corp isn’t, and how you don’t ever want to compare your stats to his because he is all about the individual and his corp can go fuck itself.

Spectre announces the winners of his contest, Helicity sounds like shit, Curse update and why the Voice of BOZO doesn’t have a man lover…all this and more in this episode of BOZOKast!

• Hulkageddon 2010
• Spectre’s Contest
• Gentlemen Clubs Mighty Contribution; Leading the Hard Fights!

We said on the BOZOKast that we would link the winners from Spectre’s contest, but I changed our mind. I don’t want to give it away without you experiencing the full awesomeness of the podcast.

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If you’re a dumbass and close the inpage player, go to the feed and you can download it.

Allegedly, BOZO friend and all around douchebag Spectre is taking a sabbatical from EvE. I call bullshit believing he wasn’t breast fed as a child and needs some extra love from the EvE masses. But just in case I have submitted an entry for his exit contest:

THE SPECTRE-IS-THE-BEST-PIRATE-
AND-PILOT-EVER-IN-EVE-ONLINE-
FOR-REALSIES CONTEST

I decided to kidnap some blond bimbo and using my wife’s dull knitting needle, I tattooed my submission into her whore back. This is probably NSFW, so click at your own discretion….
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Valentine’s Day is approaching and we need your help. We have a special non-BOZO guest for BOZOKast 13 and she will be reading the best Valentine’s Day limericks that you guys submit to us.

So put on your thinking caps and stick your minds in the gutter and submit your best Valentine’s Day limerick. We will collect all of your submissions and we will have our special guest read the best five in her super sexy Valentine’s Day voice. The one we select as the best out of the top five will receive a T-shirt with their limerick on it!

Submissions must be received by 31 Jan 2009 to be eligible. You can submit your limerick by leaving a comment on this post, sending an EVEmail to Clown Mistress, or emailing them to queb  at clownpunchers.net. The special guest will be revealed on 01 Feb 2009 after the submission deadline.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29

Yes, we love the BOZOKast. A question we always get is “What do you think about the other EVE podcasts?” Obviously we feel BOZOKast is the fucking best because if wer thought there was one as good or better, we wouldn’t waste our time doing our own. But mainly we don’t talk about others we like because it is so much easier and funner to talk about stuff you hate. So for all those asking, here is a completely unbiased BOZO rating of other EVE podcasts.

To set this up. I really really want to like other EVE podcasts. Today I decided to load up the MP3 player with the slew of of EVE podcasts that are out there (including ours) and listen to two episodes of every one and post a small review on our site and how they stack up directly against our podcast.

To keep this as unbiased and fair as possible, I loaded up two episodes of of each podcast. From the middle portion of a random season. I kept them paired together and made a podcast play list and I forced myself to listen to each one all the way thru no matter how much I wanted to stab my fucking ears out and tie my balls and neck up and hang myself to death in a closet.

The reviews below are not in order of suck, they are in order they were listened to. Links are provided to the podcasts that are worth a shit, the rest can go fuck themselves and you shouldn’t bother.

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There is obviously already a million posts out there about Hulkageddon II, but this one will obviously be the best because it is on the BOZO blog! If you haven’t heard you are most likely a dumb queer bag anyway.

I wanted to do a quick post for those in small corps or with useless alts who are not sure how to get involved. Remember it is not too late! Hulkageddon runs for 1 week and in just 23 hours of training (use EVEmon to establish the best plan) you can have a Minmatar noob character in a Thrasher shooting 280mm artillery loaded with Republic Fleet EMP. A small corp who can field just 10 pilots and an Orca for resupplying can have their fill of high-sec ganking with a very small ISK and time investment and have the chance at huge prizes! So don’t be a bitch, get out there, get ganking. There is still time!

Look for BOZO in the form of 8020! We will be out in force and giving updates on Twitter.