The BOZOKast team recently caught up with Evil Pookie. Battleclinic stat lover and self proclaimed leader of BURN EDEN. He is with us to discuss how he is awesome, how his corp isn’t, and how you don’t ever want to compare your stats to his because he is all about the individual and his corp can go fuck itself.
Spectre announces the winners of his contest, Helicity sounds like shit, Curse update and why the Voice of BOZO doesn’t have a man lover…all this and more in this episode of BOZOKast!
We said on the BOZOKast that we would link the winners from Spectre’s contest, but I changed our mind. I don’t want to give it away without you experiencing the full awesomeness of the podcast.
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Allegedly, BOZO friend and all around douchebag Spectre is taking a sabbatical from EvE. I call bullshit believing he wasn’t breast fed as a child and needs some extra love from the EvE masses. But just in case I have submitted an entry for his exit contest:
THE SPECTRE-IS-THE-BEST-PIRATE-
AND-PILOT-EVER-IN-EVE-ONLINE-
FOR-REALSIES CONTEST
I decided to kidnap some blond bimbo and using my wife’s dull knitting needle, I tattooed my submission into her whore back. This is probably NSFW, so click at your own discretion….
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Valentine’s Day is approaching and we need your help. We have a special non-BOZO guest for BOZOKast 13 and she will be reading the best Valentine’s Day limericks that you guys submit to us.
So put on your thinking caps and stick your minds in the gutter and submit your best Valentine’s Day limerick. We will collect all of your submissions and we will have our special guest read the best five in her super sexy Valentine’s Day voice. The one we select as the best out of the top five will receive a T-shirt with their limerick on it!
Submissions must be received by 31 Jan 2009 to be eligible. You can submit your limerick by leaving a comment on this post, sending an EVEmail to Clown Mistress, or emailing them to queb at clownpunchers.net. The special guest will be revealed on 01 Feb 2009 after the submission deadline.
Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29
Yes, we love the BOZOKast. A question we always get is “What do you think about the other EVE podcasts?” Obviously we feel BOZOKast is the fucking best because if wer thought there was one as good or better, we wouldn’t waste our time doing our own. But mainly we don’t talk about others we like because it is so much easier and funner to talk about stuff you hate. So for all those asking, here is a completely unbiased BOZO rating of other EVE podcasts.
To set this up. I really really want to like other EVE podcasts. Today I decided to load up the MP3 player with the slew of of EVE podcasts that are out there (including ours) and listen to two episodes of every one and post a small review on our site and how they stack up directly against our podcast.
To keep this as unbiased and fair as possible, I loaded up two episodes of of each podcast. From the middle portion of a random season. I kept them paired together and made a podcast play list and I forced myself to listen to each one all the way thru no matter how much I wanted to stab my fucking ears out and tie my balls and neck up and hang myself to death in a closet.
The reviews below are not in order of suck, they are in order they were listened to. Links are provided to the podcasts that are worth a shit, the rest can go fuck themselves and you shouldn’t bother.
There is obviously already a million posts out there about Hulkageddon II, but this one will obviously be the best because it is on the BOZO blog! If you haven’t heard you are most likely a dumb queer bag anyway.
I wanted to do a quick post for those in small corps or with useless alts who are not sure how to get involved. Remember it is not too late! Hulkageddon runs for 1 week and in just 23 hours of training (use EVEmon to establish the best plan) you can have a Minmatar noob character in a Thrasher shooting 280mm artillery loaded with Republic Fleet EMP. A small corp who can field just 10 pilots and an Orca for resupplying can have their fill of high-sec ganking with a very small ISK and time investment and have the chance at huge prizes! So don’t be a bitch, get out there, get ganking. There is still time!
Look for BOZO in the form of 8020! We will be out in force and giving updates on Twitter.
The first episode of Season 2! We talk about the New Year, being back in Curse, Tolarus and his legal trouble, we touch on Hulkageddon 2010, and give you some insider information on what you can expect from BOZO @ Fanfest 2010.
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Ok we are finally getting around to it as so many people have requested “Link me on your blog, my blog is cool and shit too” …
Ok, so we are adding 10 (only 10) blogs to our blogroll. If you want your blog to be one of the 10 featured and linked from the BOZO blog respond to this post and a comment and a link to your blog.
We will also be freshening up site links as well, so submit those too. We will consider those different than blogs and we’ll be adding 5 (only 5) of them. 1 spot already taken by battleDB.com so 4 really.
After a week or so, we will big the blogs we like best and they will forever become part of the BOZO blog roll (unless they start sucking balls).
All the years awesomeness all in one convenient 3 hour BOZOKast….Happy fuckin’ birthday baby Jesus!
Here’s a timeline for those of you who are too big of pussies to sit through the whole thing:
0:01:45 – Tribute to Tolarus
0:10:55 – Exquisite Manlove and the White Power Coalition
0:35:55 – Felson’s Gay Baby
0:40:45 – Bleeped
1:03:15 - BOZOKast Fuckups
1:14:40 – CEV and Ass 2 Mouth
1:53:16 – 420 Flyer and hair food
2:04:30 – PvP Protips
2:22:09 – Genitalia Club and Chokers of Wang
2:27:29 – Fuck you Krazy Kinux…and your little contest too
2:38:30 – Rapid Fire
2:50:20 – Outro with mucho out takes
For two years, this magnificant alliance has been raping, fucking, killing and sodomizing our fellow inhabitants of EvE. What started as a menage e trois of three corps (Fabul, DAFT and Aonyma) has now become a very successful enterprise where pvp continues to flourish and shit covered cocks abound.
As time goes on, I’m still happy to say that the core values of BOZO has remained the same. We still have numerous fleets every day, we continue to provide probably the best ship replacement system in the game to our pilots and we refuse to become a bloated alliance full of carebears. No POS warfare. No sov. No blob. No faggotry.
I’d like to thank everyone involved in BOZO. I’d like to thank Queb for being co-mastermind in this alliance, all the directors for keeping insurance paid, our retards in line and our boys stocked up with shit. I’d like to thank all of you BOZO fans out there, even the wallflowers who follow us with the creepiness of that overly touchy uncle on your mom’s side.
So here’s to yet another year of keeping this crazy shit together!