If you are in a corp/alliance who doesn’t do regular after action reports, your corp/alliance sucks balls. I am going to share a very good AAR one of my pilots did for us. Use this as an example of how to do one.

FC : Me
Scout : Me

Kills : Retriever, Hulk, Kestrel, Catalyst http://eatabagofdicks.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=18297

Now normally I wouldn’t be consider this for an AAR but tbh this is too window lickin good not to tell a nice story, here goes..

After some boredom in and around 5-F I go looking for trouble in the pockets, I hop into a rapier and head to grnj to setup some bookmarks and see whats about, after setting up a gate tactical I go afk in a ss for some drink, come back and see 2 badger II on scan, oooh gonna check out those babies, I should make you aware i’ve been in system for about 10-15 mins now.

I Warp to station to see the badger II’s dock up, I start to make another SS around station when the badger II’s undock, they seem to warp straight up and when I rescan there is a broadsword on scan now also, I keep heading down making my tactical and badgers return, at this point a retriever and hulk undock which really perks my attention up, they also head up towards the broadswords direction, I narrow the scan, serp wrecks and nothing nearby, hit the ship scanner and boom, anomaly 1.8au away, warp drive active, here we go..

Arriving on the anomaly the retriever is 36km from me and the hulk 50+ the broadsword is 30km and inbetween both of the barges, still cloaked I head towards the retriever and decloak when i hit 25km, I start to point the retriever and dual web the hic to keep any webs or scram he might have at bay and head towards the hulk, at this point the hic fires up his bubble and the retriever still isnt moving so i drop point on the t1 barge and swap a web to him as the hic has the point on him, he pops with me still 35km from the hulk, which still isn’t moving, at this point they warp in a raven, moa and kestrel the kessie and moa are in close (22km and 9km) and the raven 80km off so i keep going for the barge and switch webs to the kessie, the moa warps off and return at 70km finally in range of the hulk (which STILL isn’t moving) so open all guns and drones on him whilst keeping distance on the kestrel and broadsword, hulk dies like a bitch and i switch drones to the kessie, I’m now at 60% shields so looking to get out, I see a can several km from the raven, hoping he was ratting setup I bmk the can and warp out and back, alas all ships were gone I bmk the barge wrecks and warp back and scoop loot.

A little bit of pisstaking from me and them whining like little emo carebear bitches ensued, how shit we must be to attack unarmed ships etc etc blah blah boo hoo, fuck em. I see a catalyst on scan so I warp back 10km from the barge wrecks and low and behold in he warps like the naive little carebear fuck he is, 1 decloak and 2 volleys later he gets popped like a bitch and I laugh at them some more, they then send in a nanovigil but he’s to quick for me to lock so I ss up and goto bed..

Addition…

Come back from work and find a Crane at a pos, warp to it, and its anchoring guns but inside the tower, i make my presence known to him by decloaking and in comes a taranis which won’t engage, 10 mins later a BB warps 50km off of the tower and stays still, OMG ITS A TARP!!!!

http://eatabagofdicks.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18309

Just not a good one but he did pop my drones (didnt expect the smartie tbh)

In warps an onyx, I pod the BB pilot and I make my escape \o/

So moral of this story is ummm. dumbfucks mining in 0.0 is always funny, alligning is for losers anyway and justification that the guy killing you sucks because he killed unarmed ships rocks and lowslots on barges are so 2008..

Also caldari jammers for minmatar ships are the new way forward and although they nerfed the ecm range, 15km isnt a good optimal for a BB..

I miss my drones

Babbling done..
Fumb out..

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