Battle Report: Balls, ours got stomped
For all of you faggots that keep mailing me saying we only talk about our wins, this is for you. We got dick stomped today in a resounding defeat.
After a long roam out to Fountain in a small (about 
man HAC gang, we were nearly home when we are alerted to the fact that CoT was chasing us in their own HAC gang. Sniper HACs numbering about 20. Our FC get’s us back to our house, we refit, get a few more pilots and go after them.
I had assumed that CoT wanted to fight, but they ended up hauling ass. No love…no kills.
Since we had a nice little fleet up, I decide to do a short roam in Syndicate towards MHC. There had been reports of CH active in that area with an equal sized HAC/Logi gang.
We get to MHC with very little in the way of targets. Very dead to be honest. We did pass a couple CH on the way down so I was hopeful that when we returned, there would be a gang waiting for us.
I was not disappointed. Cry Havoc had assembled a nice fleet for us to fight. About 7 command ships with various HACs, recons and light tackle. We found out they were on the MHC gate in F67, the gate we were already in warp to when we got the intel. I held the fleet there until we could get exact ship types.
They began to jump into us before I knew for sure what they had. I decided to cross jump the fleet into F67 where a couple of Devoters and a Sabre waited for us. I get the fleet aligned and start killing tackle as we move out of the bubbles. The rest of the CH fleet were jumping into us and more targets were called. We were lucky enough to melt a Vagabond before I gave the order to warp out.
They had both ends of the system covered with dictors by the time I got what was left of the fleet in order. We were down a number of ships, but still had pretty good damage and some tackle, so I gave the order to align out to Poitot and do this all over again.
The second attempt didn’t go well for BOZO. We hit the Poitot gate and jumped through. Targets called as were followed by about half of the CH fleet. I lost most of the BOZO fleet and was unable to keep any of the Cry Havoc tackled long enough to kill a single one. I died in the exchange and podded back home. What was left of my fleet was ordered to dock and lay low for a bit.
We went out for a fight and got one. Although it always feels better to win than lose, my BOZOs did well despite the odds. We didn’t cower in the station when we had the chance(Vangaurd), we didn’t call for some other guys to come help us (Huzzah), we didn’t run like faggots (SoT). We went out looking for some action and got it, so I’m not complaining.
So, there you have it. BOZO lost a fight and you all get to read about it. All you naysayers, player haters and general faggots, you can now email me with something other than “why do you never talk about losing” now.
Posted on July 22nd, 2009 at 23:43
That picture… it creeps me out.
Posted on July 23rd, 2009 at 00:03
whats this?! no hot drop?!
Posted on July 23rd, 2009 at 01:08
You gays got fucking owned.
Posted on July 23rd, 2009 at 04:04
LOL
Posted on July 23rd, 2009 at 05:19
good pod cast i enjoyed it keep them coming
Posted on July 23rd, 2009 at 06:02
Loss of Bruti was Both funny and welcomed.. but tbh I think I hit the nail on the head, If they were good PvP’ers they’d have fucked all of us up (Pro Tip : 2 Hics + Dictor all sat within 1km of each other all bubbling at same time isn’t a good look).. Tables turned we’d have dick stomped those retard motherfuckers.. whilst they’re dead mothers gagged on my sweaty ballsack.
Posted on July 23rd, 2009 at 11:12
I did raise an eyebrow when I seen the shiptypes on scan. Was good to see someone not afraid to undock there better ships, getting too used to faggots in substandard ships & fleets. We might have been out gunned but there was no way in hell we was gonna do anything other than fight! Sadly we had a lot more Bruts in fleet and these did not lend themselves to the onslaught of focused fire.
Its not often we get our asses handed to us but we can take it on the chin. Rest of you fail alliances out there should take note. If you bothered your ass to put out proper fleets with GOOD FC’s, rather than run away like little girls at a my first anal session then maybe, just maybe you might get a kill or 2, but I for one aint holding my breath
Eat Shit And Die
Ps, note to enemy make sure and kill us all nect time to save yourself hours and hours of us face raping your mothers in local Muhaahahahah
Posted on July 28th, 2009 at 22:35
you shower are the biggest bunch of cock suckers in EvE
smack is all you know, you get dick stomped every night, you fail harder than your mum fails and giving head, and she sucks
go fuck a goat ya shower of monkey bastards
you fail
Posted on July 28th, 2009 at 22:39
Thanks for those insightful and well thought out words ‘Your Mum’. I’m going to just let this comment sit there because I can’t say anything else to make this guy look like a bigger moron than he already has.
heh, shower…
Posted on July 29th, 2009 at 04:34
ahhhh yes, another victim thats been forced to tears by BOZO. You can tell by the anonymous name and failure to post an actual email address that this is just another in a long line of cowards.
I cant begin to tell you how much pleasure it brings us to see you post your tears, it only reaffirms that our superior combat abilities have affected you on a deeply emotional level.
Now, I would like to think that the abhorrent grammar in your post was a result of your rage and anger. However I feel strongly that this is indeed a true reflection of your complete lack of any form of proper education.
You sir, are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. Good day!