Battle Report: Huzzah…Cry Havoc…Faggots…
An eventful day was drawing to a close. We had a good engagement with Evoke Evoke. After a quick jerk, nap and a sandwich, we were ready for more blood letting.
Our FC assembled a nice HAC gang and we headed out looking for the elusive Ass 2 Mouth alliance that seems to never want to fight us, despite their yappery saying they are going to somehow evict us from Syndicate. We had caught word that they headed in the direction of 4C-B (Outer Ring). We followed a few minutes after them, but they had hauled ass. No sign of them at all.
We were going to head back to Syndicate proper when we found out there’s a Huzzah camp on the 4C-B gate in F-X. We were outnumbered and they had a few BS, Hacs, Recons and various tackle to our HAC gang. They had us out gunned and numbered, so we decided to see if they would jump into us.
In true Huzzah form, they left F-X. We pursue them, but kept our distance. We had to make sure when we did engage them, that we had the better field position to level the playing field a bit. We play this cat and mouse game a bit until we end up in D5IW on the 1L-BHT gate. They were sitting on the other side at jump range.
Our FC should have known something was up. Huzzah, in retrospect, was obviously delaying. We weren’t about to jump into them as they had added a few more ships to their fleet, so we waited.
They jumped into us just as we were talking about jumping into them just from sheer boredom.
http://eatabagofdicks.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20658
Out dictor laid a bubble as we burnt out to range. The fight began after their first tackler decloaked. They had 3 sniper Megathrons and a few sniper HACs that began to wreak a bit of havoc with our own HACs. Our fleet, despite being outnumbered, held their ground and the fight was beginning to tilt our way.
That’s about the time Cry Havoc made their entrance. Our FC had gotten word that there was a CH fleet in the area, but didn’t think they would stoop so low as to help out Huzzah. He was wrong, of course. It was obvious that they had blued (temporary perhaps) to engage our meager fleet.
We held our position as long as possible, killing a number of CH and Huzzah before finally having to leave the field. It was unfortunate that the fight ended up this way. I felt that we had a good enough fight without CH coming to Huzzah’s aid, but apparently Huzzah’s FC didn’t share my opinion. We came out ahead in efficiency despite it all, though we did not hold the field.
So, in closing: Fuck you Huzzah. You’re weak and you will always be weak, no matter who’s nuts you cuddle up under…
Posted on July 5th, 2009 at 06:28
Huzzah!
Posted on July 6th, 2009 at 23:45
I knew they had crossed into full blown faggotry the moment they allowed Quiet.Storm to join them. Anyone who’d allow those spineless faggots to fly with them shows they have no standards when it comes to quality.
Again, it just goes to show you how 0.0 is being over run with retards whos only chance at even being marginally successful is by packing as many cunts into a single alliance as they can. Its all about numbers to these fags which we’ve proved against them and several others repeatably, doesnt always mean they will be successful in The PvP.
Posted on July 7th, 2009 at 18:44
Wow, you get slapped around in Wicked Creek or wherever u came from then u get spanked repeatedly in Syndicate (which unfortunately you dont like to comment on)
Yea, I’d be a bitter faggot too
Posted on July 7th, 2009 at 19:13
Aww is someone all butt hurt? Sounds like Zute is all angry that his alliance sucks so bad. Remember kids, if we really sucked, you wouldn’t be reading our blog trying to figure out why we are so awesome.
Posted on July 7th, 2009 at 21:07
Truth…preach it Q…
And I like how he puts a name that is ambiguous enough to not really be searchable on our KB or in EvE. You might as well stayed anonymous faggot…
Plus, this ‘Zute’ guy apparently has done his homework. He knew we came from ‘Wicked Creek or wherever’, he know’s that we lose fights (shocker) and that we NEVER talk about it, which is, of course, true. Very true…never ever ever do we ever talk about losing engagements. Ever. Never…
oh, wait, except that time in BOZOKast 1…and 3…and 5-7…oh, and all our losses are on our KB, where we laugh at each other for losing shit…oh, then there’s the battlesummary page that lists all of our big battles, good and bad. But other than that, we never talk about our losses. Oh, and on a couple blog posts, there are those too…but other than all that, we NEVER talk about our losses.
You’re a fucking retard…
Posted on July 8th, 2009 at 02:00
It goes a long way when you have asshats like Zute making lame attempts to flame us. You can actually read the tears in his comment. Repeatedly what? Sometimes we lose a few ships? NEAT!
Perhaps he’d like us to be more like his own alliance/corp, where we dwell on the negative and get all butt hurt every time we lose a single ship. How frustrated some or our targets get, even to the point where they go so far as the threaten us with real world violence in local.
We’ve apparently affected ol Zute on a deeply emotional level that in a blind rage, vision blurred by the salty flow of tears filling his eyes, showed his true ignorance by making a statement that “unfortunately [we] dont like to comment on” our losses. And this bitter faggot tries to pin that term on us? LOL typical.
Hide is shame “Zute” and continue to enjoy our salty leavings in your mouth.
Posted on July 8th, 2009 at 09:02
Now guys leave the retard alone he just doesn’t understand that in order to fight you have to undock and leave station and take a risk. You know, grow some balls, he and his alliance just aren’t up to that.
About all they can do is sit in station and cyber with each other while swapping kiddie porn and trying to make themselfs feel like not having died today in EvE makes them worthwhile people and almost stops the painfull memories of their daddy raping them nightly.
It’s a shame they don’t realise that they will never get the respect they obviously desperately want when all they do is hide in stations while everyone laughs at them. Not having died doesn’t mean shit if you haven’t managed to kill something either. If you really think it does then go ahead and go back to high sec and run missions (although you’d probably die running lvl 1’s with the way you retards fit ships) or better yet just go ahead and cancel your account that way you’ll never die again and can feel all warm and fuzzy (while your daddy rapes you).
Posted on July 13th, 2009 at 14:05
Hey guys I am from HUZZAH. Your PVP advice section REALLY REALLY helped me. I now know why you guys are so l33t. Do you think I could join up with BOZOs? I like to fit my falcons like that too. ECM BURST 4tw
p.s. YOUR FUCKING STUPID NUBS QUIT THIS GAME YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS.
Posted on July 13th, 2009 at 15:44
Bipolar meds may help. No, you may not join BOZO because you’re a faggot.
Posted on July 14th, 2009 at 11:56
mr cardking?? aren’t you the plucky little spastic, how about you go back and suck on your mommy’s vaginal warts and give the rest of the guys in your area code a break from her horse faced whoring and allow them to actually fuck something that resembles an actual woman instead of quazimodo with tits…
btw.. I really think you took those pvp tips seriously as you are pissed, judging from when you used to pvp back in the old days this doesn’t surpise me that you are a rocking dibbling retard little boy who still gets breastfed..
fucking die in a fire you cunt and I hope your mom dies of fucking aids and some venerial disease..
apart from that, luv ya, cardking..
Posted on July 16th, 2009 at 22:58
/petitioned
Mr Cardking Says:
p.s. YOU’RE FUCKING AWESOME QUIT SHOVING YOUR FISTS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE WE’RE A BUNCH OF DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS.
/fixt