BOZOKast Episode 8 “the Ocho”
Syndicate Update, PvP tips for the newb pilot and preludes to the BOZO coverage of the alliance tournament
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Masia threatens me…with Real Life ™ Violence! (click continue reading morons…)
[02:28:06] Teister > gladly
[02:28:08] Masia > lol o/
[02:28:16] Masia > anytime brother
[02:28:17] Teister > ‘pvp for real’
[02:28:25] Masia > yhea 4 real
[02:28:28] Masia > i live in CT
[02:28:34] Masia > ill meet you
[02:28:35] Teister > neat, i live in tx…
[02:28:57] Masia > well my boy is in fort hood ill visit him december
[02:29:06] Masia > maybe we say hi to eachother
[02:30:04] Teister > cool
[02:30:10] Teister > come to georgetown
[02:30:20] Teister > tough guy, let me know….
[02:30:39] Teister > of course, you won’t
[02:30:49] Teister > because you’re an internet tough guy
[02:30:58] Masia > ok sure
[02:31:02] Teister > it’s a testiment though
[02:31:10] Masia > heres mine (he didn’t give it….)
[02:31:33] Teister > you have to resort to challenging me to a fight in real life
[02:31:46] Teister > because you can’t handle me or my alliance in game
[02:33:12] Teister > really, at this point, we have won eve as far as we see your alliance
[02:33:25] Masia > sure
[02:33:30] Teister > oh yeah
[02:33:38] Masia > when im running fleet you dont get shit
[02:33:39] Teister > you have essentially threatened me in rl
[02:33:41] Teister > i win
[02:33:43] Masia > i own your fc’s
[02:33:47] Masia > podcast that
[02:33:52] Teister > sure thing
[02:34:07] Teister > but you could win every engagement with us from now on
[02:34:16] Teister > and i know that we’ve gotten so far under your skin
[02:34:32] Teister > that you needed to want to fight in rl
[02:34:39] Teister > you cannot fail anymore than that
[02:34:47] Masia > fukc you
[02:35:04] Teister > and still, at the end of the day, you know deep down that everything we say and do is true
[02:35:10] Teister > you’re in a fail alliance
[02:35:19] Teister > you will never be better than us
[02:35:23] Teister > and it pisses you off
Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 23:05
Gospel
Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 23:30
Like butter.
Posted on July 11th, 2009 at 01:54
Awesome tips. And yes, the tanky-tackly Falcon is Pure Win any day of the week… month… century, or something
And Masia… here, have some chocolate. You’ll feel better
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Posted on July 11th, 2009 at 07:58
Fuck yeah I’m flying nothing but tanked falcon’s from now on, i have 2 weeks off coming up so the two I have in the hangar should last me for some 24/7 face raping for at least that long.
Posted on July 11th, 2009 at 15:18
Don’t forget the autocannons Davie
Posted on July 11th, 2009 at 15:58
Time for me to hit up some vaga’s and just shout ’sup’
Posted on July 11th, 2009 at 16:09
Speaking of ACs… those are Gyros in the lows right? I’m getting into Recons soon-ish.
Posted on July 12th, 2009 at 05:24
[02:33:38] Masia > when im running fleet you dont get shit
I think what this balless faggot ment to say was “When I’m FC AND my fleet is running, you dont get shit”.
Posted on July 12th, 2009 at 09:48
Give him hid dues…
I think he killed a jihad fleet once..
Posted on July 12th, 2009 at 14:17
Awesome as alway, good help tips to noobs and rusty people like me!
Sounds like im gonna have a hard time living up to the new requirements thou:( cya in aprox one month
Posted on July 14th, 2009 at 13:48
Golden..! Hurry back loof!
Posted on July 15th, 2009 at 18:50
BOZOKast is my new boyfriend.
Posted on July 27th, 2009 at 09:25
lol u guys really r clowns he didnt even threten u. dumb noob. plus ccp already knows about u guys from several allainces about smack talk in local. so if u would like to have him banned from game iam sure over 100s of peeps could easyly have your allaince banned. teeknuckles huzzah ,.l..
Posted on July 27th, 2009 at 19:29
And…there you have it folks. Petition greifing at it’s finest.
Tee, you’re a faggot in a gaint faggot alliance and you need to go get raped by your dad a few more times. I find it hilarious you come on here threatening to have our whole alliance banned. What exactly are you going to get us banned for? Hurting your feelings? No, you want our whole alliance banned because we beat the shit out of you all the time in game. You can’t beat us, you never will and the only way you can even fuck with us is to petition us because we say poopy things in local.
So, petition away. I don’t give a fuck. We’ll still kick your faggot ass everytime we see you.
Posted on July 27th, 2009 at 19:41
LOL figures, ol’ PeeKunckles here is a member of Quiet.Storm. He was use to having BOZO mouth rape A2N (Ass 2 Mouth) repeatedly then they sucked cock to join Huzzah in some lame hope of upgrading to a better alliance. Now he’s mad because they joined an alliance that isn’t getting them the easy kills.
sounds like we’ve hurt Pee’s feelings. BOZOs been beating the shit out of Huzzahs sorry ass alliance so much recently that their only act against us now would be to petition grief us. Thanks for your tears ‘hoozzah’ good to know we’ve had such an affect on you on the battlefield.
“We can’t beat BOZO, you’re shoving our gangs back up our asses every day! You blow up our ships and then say words in local! We have to call someone else to help us deal with you! You’re making us cry so now we’re gonna try to get you in trouble, if you petition one of us we’re going to petition you more’er!” LOL we called it about three months ago and you just confirmed it douche bag.
LOL Abusing the petition system because you’re all ass hurt. This only proves the fact that Huzzah is nothing more than an alliance full of spineless cunts who when even out numbering BOZO by several hundred, still cant beat us in a fight. This right here, thanks to ‘Quiet.Blowjob’ has just labeled your entire alliance as cowardly faggots.
Go back to high sec, you’re failing in 0.0
Posted on July 28th, 2009 at 17:35
lol you know whats coming next don’t you. I’ll call it now and post it here to put it end to it before one of them gets a chance. I’m talking about the obligatory reply we get from faggots like Peekuckles and his ilk.
“Our corp stats say we’re kicking your ass!”
yes, I’m sure some of our readers have heard that before. A 60 member corp in an alliance that has 600+ pilots brags about that while their alliance as a whole sucks balls then they try to use their individual corp stats in some lame ass attempt to some how convince us that they are ‘awesome’.
Neat, you get one or two of your corp pilots to tag along in a 50 ship gang and manage to shoot some targets while you hide at the back of the gaggle. Quiet.Blowjob is famous for doing this, that and trying to boast about their mighty Battle Clinic stats, like we or anyone else for that matter gives a flying fuck.
LOL post more tears Peekuckles, you’re doing even more damage to your alliances’ reputation and your sorry suck ass corp.
Posted on April 19th, 2010 at 19:58
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