CrazyKinux Is a Giant Faggot EVE Blog Banter Contest #1

The first installment of the CrazyKinux Is a Giant Faggot EVE Blog Banter Contest, the when ever we want blogging contest created by Clown Punchers. to show the giant homo CrazyKinux how to run an unbiased blogging contest. This contest involved who ever the fuck wants to take the time to write a blog post about the topic we choose, include the introduction at the top of their blog post and the list of participants at the end. Pretty fucking simple.

The entries will be judged by Teister and myself (Queb) and review for spelling and grammar by the half a dozen English graduates we have in the corp. The top five responses will receive prizes. The first place prize is a custom one of a kind work safe button down. The other four prizes will be announced later, but we can assure you the coveted key chain will make an appearance.

Question:

The question we pose to our fellow bloggers for the first installment of the CKIAGFEBBC is, “What is the thing you hate/dislike most about the player run corporation you are in.”

List of participants:

  • Diary of a Space Jockey - I really like you but…
  • Musing on Utter Crap - I usually hate Clowns…
  • Life in Lowsec - Why I hate Hellcats
  • Zen and the Art of Internet Spaceship Maintenance - Pick a damn lane and drive in it!
  • The Reckless Rifter - The Fast-Track to Roles Removed
  • Shenanigans From PPIt has to be said …
  • Arguably AwesomeCKIAGFEBBC Entry
  • This is how I do it!It’s all about the BOZOs
  • Hands off My Loot! - I frickin’ HATE Ninjas!
  • klinktasticCKIAGFEBBC #1 Entry (pending, currently invalid)
  • [ To the participants, please ensure you include the Question at the top of your post as well as the list of participants at the end of your post. ]

    38 Responses to “CrazyKinux Is a Giant Faggot EVE Blog Banter Contest #1” »

    1. Spectre Says:

      I WANT THAT KEYCHAIN

    2. Teister Says:

      You will have an actual real chance of winning this…as opposed to the cocksmoking fag’s contest…

    3. Cozmik R5 Says:

      Challenge met.

      http://cozmikr5.blogspot.com/2009/07/clown-banter-contest-1-i-really-like.html

    4. Cozmik R5 Says:

      Well, it looks like I’ll be winning this by default… when’s the deadline?

    5. Jel Says:

      If only I had my own EVE blog!

    6. Teister Says:

      Hell, go make one…blogger.com…

      Coz: Apparently the fans of the site are some illiterate fuckers who don’t want a tshirt. The dead line is TBA…

    7. Tolarus Says:

      ITS FREE STUFF! Good quality shit to, shit you will enjoy wearing in public. And all you have to do is is write a brief essay, its easy.

      DO IT!

    8. Demetrius Aldannus Says:

      This shit sucks. I enjoy your Podcast immensely though. Couldn’t let Cozmik win by default now can I.

    9. Tolarus Says:

      Sum Bitch! We have a second entry

    10. Demetrius Aldannus Says:

      Fuck I am a dumbass
      Musing on Utter Crap – I Usually Hate Clowns but…

      http://musingonuttercrap.blogspot.com/

    11. Demetrius Aldannus Says:

      Right here I am a fucktard.

      http://musingonuttercrap.blogspot.com/

    12. Cozmik Says:

      YAYZ I have competition :)

    13. Mynxee Says:

      You got one more entry coming…I’m writing it now *evil grin*

    14. Mynxee Says:

      Ok I posted ! Read it and weep, bitches. The KEYCHAIN IS MINE.

      http://lifeinlowsec.blogspot.com/2009/08/ckiagfebbc-1-why-i-hate-hellcats.html

    15. Clown Banter Contest #1: Pick a damn lane and drive in it! - Zen and the Art of Internet Spaceship Maintenance Says:

      [...] under Blog Banter The question we pose to our fellow bloggers for the first installment of the CKIAGFEBBC is, “What is the thing you hate/dislike most about the player run corporation you are [...]

    16. Beowolf Schaefer Says:

      Here’s mine. http://eve-zen.info/blog/?p=411

      Where’ my goddamn key chain?!?!

    17. Mynxee Says:

      Teister, I ain’t gettin any younger. Pick a deadline already so I know when to expect my prizes…that’s right, I want them all!

    18. Tolarus Says:

      This aint fucking Pokémon, you cant get all the prizes :)

    19. Teister Says:

      Just like a woman…want everything with no patience…
      Q is the Overlord Master of CKIAGFEBBC…and he’s busy shaving so it may be another week or so…

    20. Queb Says:

      We need 10 entries before the contest will close. So there isn’t a fixed date. That being said, I will post a full prize list and a tentative closing date (assuming there is 10 entries at that time).

    21. Mynxee Says:

      TEN?!!! FFS. Just send my prizes to the Executrix of my estate. And Teister: Yes. I want it all and I want it RIGHT NOW. With no excuses about how “it’s only been 10 minutes!!!”

    22. Niraia Says:

      confirming i’m the executrix of the mynxee estate, keychain here plx

    23. Clown Punchers » Blog Archive » CKIAGFEBBC Prize List! Says:

      [...] CrazyKinux Is a Giant Faggot EVE Blog Banter Contest #1 [...]

    24. CKIAGFEBBC1 – The Fast-Track to Roles Removed « The Reckless Rifter Says:

      [...] 2009, 07:45 Filed under: Uncategorized The call has been made to all EVE bloggers to enter the CrazyKinux is a Giant Faggot EVE Blog Banter Contest, and who could resist such an acronym? It rolls off the tongue with ease, just like your sister. [...]

    25. Jel Says:

      I finally caved.

      The Reckless Rifter – The Fast-Track to Roles Removed
      http://recklessrifter.wordpress.com/2009/08/26/ckiagfebbc1-the-fast-track-to-roles-removed/

    26. Morefus Says:

      I may also have to follow suit and get one up! Good read Jel! Who wants the beer mugs? ;)

    27. Teister Says:

      indeed

    28. Arancia Says:

      Alright bitches, the beer glasses are mine!

    29. Queb Says:

      Need 3 more entries and this contest can come to a close. Thanks to all who have entered so far.

    30. CKIAGFEBBC #1: Its all about the BOZOs. « This is how I do it! Says:

      [...] question we pose to our fellow bloggers for the first installment of the CKIAGFEBBC is, “What is the thing you hate/dislike most about the player run corporation you are [...]

    31. Morefus Says:

      I caved!

      http://morefus.wordpress.com/2009/08/29/ckiagfebbc-1-its-all-about-the-bozos/

    32. We need 2 more… - Zen and the Art of Internet Spaceship Maintenance Says:

      [...] get my damn keychain unless some of you lazy bastrds out there write up a blog response to the CKIAGFEBBC blog contest being sponsored by the Bozos. You can find my entry here. If you are literate and at [...]

    33. Hands Off, My Loots! » Blog Archive » I frickin’ HATE Ninjas! Says:

      [...] it looks like the Clown Punchers need a few more entries in their contest before they can make a decision on the winner, so I [...]

    34. Cyberin Says:

      Here ya go :D

      http://podlogs.com/handsoffmyloots/i-frickin-hate-ninjas/

    35. Innuit Says:

      Here’s my entry – http://klinktastic.blogspot.com/

    36. Queb Says:

      The 10th entry is invalid as it didn’t include the links to the other contestant entries. Update it so we can make it count and close this fucking contest. Faggot.

    37. Really? « The Reckless Rifter Says:

      [...] – The Fast-T…CKIAGFEBBC #1: Its a… on CKIAGFEBBC1 – The Fast-T…Clown Punchers … on CKIAGFEBBC1 – The Fast-T… Really? September 16, 2009, 20:04 Filed under: [...]

    38. Innuit Says:

      Oh I thought I supposed to link to the other blogs that had a chance….sorry you window-licking, no talent, ass clown.

      PS – MORE PODCASTS!!!! Please at least a short one making fun of the AT7 commentators.

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