BOZOKast Episode 10

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In this episode, find we’ve got more invaluable The PvP tips, what we like and dislike about the latest patch and hear about a failed spy, the evil White Power Coalition and the heroics of an HVAC Wizard.

Links mentioned in the show:

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    54 Responses to “BOZOKast Episode 10” »

    1. Tolarus Says:

      Fuck Yeah!

    2. BOZOKast 10 « The Reckless Rifter Says:

      [...] BOZOKast 10 at Clown Punchers Syndicate. [...]

    3. Mynxee Says:

      Oh LOOK! Another irreverent bozocast that didn’t make me vomit while I was laughing! Hey, i’ll come on your podcast. Oh wait. I mean…you know…”join you for a chat on your podcast.” *evil grin* Cuz if there is anything I love, it’s the sound of my own voice.

      Enjoyed the local banter in Poitot tonite!

    4. Cozmik Says:

      Please God let me either win or get 4th place !!! :D

    5. Tempsniper Says:

      niggers stfu, your retarded.

    6. Jel Says:

      I got naked for this.

      Also… if it comes down to me and Coz for 3rd place, I’d like to say that Coz is a way better writer than I am.

    7. Gendril Says:

      Fuck yeah Teister nice to know you havent changed a bit the last few years … :)

      Funny shit hope you all are killing shit

    8. Stinger Says:

      Yeah Jel but you’re probably better naked than Coz.

    9. Hellrazer Says:

      Niggers!!!!!!!

      lol fagots

      you guys must suck as bad as us now????? You running a 48% EFF against us.

    10. The0 Says:

      That Bozokast increased my cock size by .01mm. Oh shit.

    11. Teister Says:

      look at that, racist from past and present…Tempsniper still butt hurt because we smoked his racist ship I see. Get over it. Go find a black dude and blow him. You know that’s what you want, deep down in your heart. If you blow a black guy, you’re overcoming your racist upbringing, you’re also getting in touch with your true self. Come out of the closet that is trapping you and ‘embrace’ your black brothers…

      And Hell, it’s weird that your kb shows us with a 70% eff…the fact of the matter is that our kb is older than yours and there’s weird km’s from Curse where we were on some together, and some we killed you and vice versa….

      Where have you guys been btw? We didn’t run you off already did we? haven’t seen hide nor hair of you guys for a few days.

    12. Tolarus Says:

      Typical really, they haven’t been effective against us, the one or two times they thought they won we linked our results which clearly showed us as the winners. They are angry and bitter that they are unable to stand toe to toe with us. So now they have to lash out with the hate

      Meh, they may be off burning a cross or something Teister, or ironing some ‘white’ linen perhaps. I know for a fact that they got very emotional when their POS got attacked, perhaps they are still feeling a bit stressed out after having to repair their POS for 48 hours.

      Or maybe they’re just taking a short break before they… keep doing the same bullshit they’ve been doing over the past month. Avoiding fights where they dont hold a 4:1 advantage against us.

      for now you must eagerly await the recordings we mentioned. They will be unaltered so you can hear for yourself the vile bullshit these fucks enjoy using.

      SAMMY DAVIS JR !!!!!!!

    13. Reuser Says:

      I’m a white, teenage racist.

      What part of Planet Hypocrite are you reporting from?

      *shakes head*

      Decent Maiden song, though.

    14. Hellrazer Says:

      sounds like you fagots are butt hurt.

      Have the nigger in your Corp contact me, I have some ships that need waxing. Also the Jew could be of good use, we need someone to look after the books.

    15. Tolarus Says:

      Far from butt hurt, we actually enjoy exposing backward ignorant racist fuckers like yourselves, we seriously enjoy the chance to let others know who you are.

      btw this second Hellrazer isn’t the same person who posted that first comment or he’s posting from a different location. But for those of you who may be interested, heres this assholes IP address 166.137.132.29

    16. Hellrazer Says:

      this second Hellrazar isn’t the same person who posted that first comment or he’s posting from a different location. But for those of you who may be interested, heres this assholes IP address 166.137.132.29

      Typical… probably fabricated by you guys, those comments from the impersonator are just wrong.

      Last time I post on your site fellas to easy to impersonate people since you cant register.

      Regards,
      Hellrazer

    17. Tolarus Says:

      fabricated? Believe it or not we have a good bit of integrity here and that is something we would never resort to. We get a ton of listeners and we pride ourselves on delivering entertaining content and sharing our experiences (as hard as some of it may be to believe). But fabricating comments? No, we don’t pull that bullshit.

      Don’t think there’s ever been a time that we didn’t post comments we get here or edit to ‘clean them up’. Compliments or Criticism, it gets posted.

    18. War Childe Says:

      Thanks for the plug guys.

      But wtf, CCP locked your forum thread?…..cocksuckers.

    19. oghma Says:

      lol about EXM well :) so true. Thats’ why we stopped joining the gangs and Terroz part LOL he has a huge epeen problem so true. But you know EXM does do roams :/ your spy was just never on during those times.
      But you left the part where you guys got raped :/ and it is true you ran :( the only time you guys engaged is if you guys outnumber your opposition but I guess propaganda is propaganda.

      Also you forgot to mention that there were 5 in vent, 2 were afk and :P Bozo was cloaked…..

      FYI the N word :/ sucks and I was against it all the time, even got into huge fights about it. I am mixed so I can’t be racist….. you should not generalize so much but propaganda is propaganda again.

      Bozo seems like a ok group but seriously the local smack is :/ just so immature.

    20. Terrainia Says:

      Fuckin A finally.

      You bitches caused me a little outburst at work that got me looks from co-workers. Keep that crap coming, I’m addicted to BOZO!

      No I will not suck your cocks, you faggots!

    21. Teister Says:

      Hell: Theres a ‘Register’ button on the left side under ‘Important Shit’. Illiterate fuck.
      Also, all three ‘Hellrazer’ comments have different IP’s…so you’re all full of shit. No big news there.

      Gendril: good to see you still alive and kickin’! Are you still playing EvE?

      Reuser: I got a T3 cruiser for sale, I heard you lost one…

      Oghma: you’re really the only one that made any sense on that vent server, despite your dirty foreigner accent. As far as you guys roaming, haven’t really seen it and hell i was with you guys for a while and only seen you do one. Also, you are kind of full of shit there about the numbers. We purposely sent exact same fleets to your systems and were never engaged. So maybe it’s you who won’t fight without the numbers. I know you didn’t have a problem with that join op with The Cure out numbering us even though you got dick stomped.

      Terrania: BOZO can be taken orally, intravenously or rectally. Your choice.

    22. Reuser Says:

      I flew it, so I was happy to lose it.

      You did a lot of running tonight, sir.

    23. Reuser Says:

      Teister: “Terrania: BOZO can be taken orally, intravenously or rectally. Your choice.”

      I think it’s pretty obvious that vaginally was not on your list.

    24. Teister Says:

      I ran a lot tonight? Weird because I’m actually at work. Kind of hard to run in a game you’re not logged into numbnutts. Also, if you take BOZO vaginally, that might denote a bit of mutual pleasure. We don’t do mutal pleasure…we’re fucking your mouth, your ass or infecting your veins with our awesomeness. Sad I have to fucking explain this shit to you seeing how we’ve had you all three ways.

    25. Reuser Says:

      How does silly taste?

    26. Tolarus Says:

      And there you have it folks, directly from the horses mouth. Their idea of us running is them sitting safe in a station or POS as we pass through local.

      We don’t know what silly tastes like, but if it tastes anything like WIN then I’d have to guess it tastes like chicken sprinkled with awesome.

      Sammy Davis Jr !

    27. Reuser Says:

      In your case, it tastes like, “DERP!”…

    28. Oghma Says:

      :/ Sigh Teister

      Isn’t there just once you talk without any smack :( and dirty foreign accent ? Who’s sounding racist now. And dirty foreign accent ? :P
      If anything English is so divided up into various continents that English itself has no correct accent.

      Anyway, not here to smack, spread propaganda or whatever, you guys do a good enough job at that…..

      And I didn’t say I disagreed with you on EXM :) just yourself and Terroz are quite similiar when it comes to describing situations or event.
      Thou all in all BOZO > EXM, at least Bozo dares to take some fucking chances compared to EXM which never takes a fucking chance.

      Best of luck Bozo, just try to hush on the local smack :/ it does make you lot look like 10 year olds.

    29. Oghma Says:

      So maybe it’s you who won’t fight without the numbers. I know you didn’t have a problem with that join op with The Cure out numbering us even though you got dick stomped.

      <—- LOL FYI, I did have a problem with that op, Terroz would not stfu with his "I know everything and how this should go" asstitude. The falcons got wtfbbqpwn'd cause his master plan didn't include protection for the EW then again he is the master of all and takes nobodys advise but his own.

    30. Teister Says:

      It’s a shame that so many people have never heard of, or understand the concept of ‘tongue in cheek’ before.

      Also, just for clarification, you’re a white guy (I assume since you’re from one of those lily white European countries that us Americans can’t tell apart), I’m a white guy. Hard for me to be racist toward you since, you know, we’re the same fucking race. Just because I make fun of another country doesn’t make me a racist, it makes me an elitist capitalistic American pig dog.

    31. Zen Hayabusa Says:

      WOW I herd the section about your spy that was in EXM and this is exactly how I felt. BOZO propaganda FTW

    32. Jel Says:

      “Try to hush on the smack”?

      Bitch, please.

    33. Arancia Says:

      Can’t be racist against the race you are? Haven’t you people ever heard of “self-loathing?”

      Or irony…a lot of you non-BOZOs have trouble with that concept for sure.

    34. randomlistener Says:

      Little ironic you guys criticize these alliances for using nigger where you guys use fagot every second word. Podcast is funny though and personally neither words offend me but just saying.

    35. hvx Says:

      hey faggots, RSS feed’s broken.

    36. Teister Says:

      Random: Homosexual’s aren’t a race either, so not really hypocritical. Also, I don’t remember promising anyone that we would not be hypocrites. Also, a ‘Fagot’ as you spelt it is actually a woodwind instrument.

    37. Jel Says:

      Tolarus plays the fagot.

    38. hvx Says:

      Good for Tolarus, keeping his mouth busy. But that’s besides the point.
      Point being:
      Cockmunchers, your feed is still broken.

    39. Niraia Says:

      This looks fun. Hello, faggot wizards!

    40. JCarnius Says:

      Non-racist trolls best trolls

    41. babyjesus Says:

      update your podcast rss feed you inbred, futami jerking heathen swine!

    42. Ciryon Says:

      Cleanup on aisle 7… faggot

    43. Ferrosa Says:

      How can you see if you’ve just entered a BOZO occupied system?

      A container at the gate says: “Please wipe your knees”

      FAGGOTS!

    44. Whats goin on? - Zen and the Art of Internet Spaceship Maintenance Says:

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    45. LAWN Says:

      Was this your 12 man BC fleet? Twas a sweet fight guys thanks for bringing the fight. We can’t get those EXM guys to fight ether it’s not just you. I’ll confirm though the clowns always bring a good fight even when we got 10 more ships and royally kick their ass. :)

      http://senx.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=4088729

      We’ll be back for more Clown loving.

    46. Teister Says:

      No, that wasn’t us. as you can hear from our adversaries, we never fight outnumbered. Those people there were obvious outnumbered and out gunned, so therefor it was not us…

    47. nathan Says:

      Bozokast: Now with 20% more xenophobia

      Another beautiful podcast… I can’t wait until this shit gets syndicated and it’s on nick at night after cheers.

    48. Fumb Says:

      Hey whitey, Go Fuck yourselves you retarded useless cuntfaced little bastard children of retarded inbred parenting, fuck man, someone should stab your mothers in the uterus just so that ugly fuck of a whore can’t have anymore retard chud of a kid comming out of that septic overused and sagging vagina you seem to spend your nights still inside, go fuck yourselves again for being mass faggots and retarded as fuck and smash your cock in with a burning hot steam iron so you also don’t infect the world with your infected retardedness, remember assholes, save a life, cut your cock off..

      Huzzah are cunts too, fuck em the wankers (damn I miss this game)

      Hi there to both my fans too (ok they are alts but fuck you)

    49. Tolarus Says:

      LOL funny that you mentioned Huzzah there Fumb. As it turns out, one of the biggest faggots in the WPC, Jerseyboi, is now flying with them. He fits the profile of Huzzah perfectly seeing as “Hamzah” is so desperate for numbers that they’ll accept anyone.

      EXM has started its fail cascade as a direct result of our exposing them as cowardly racist, two corps have left in an attempt to distance themselves from the racism but they don’t realize that shit doesn’t wipe off, ever. They are still playing hard at the hiding game. Their pals in ‘The Cure’ Alliance tried to posture up last night at our station in Poitot, one got smoked right in front of their RR Battleship fleet, then the rest ran back to F6, docked up, and logged.

      You haven’t misses anything new.

    50. nag Says:

      Arancia Says:
      Posted on August 29th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
      Haven’t you people ever heard of “self-loathing?”

      is’nt that just another word for mastrubation? i loathe myself a lot…

    51. Ciryon Says:

      I got a mention… AND I’m a retard!!!!

      faggots… all of you

    52. Innuit Says:

      Hyletta got killed by JerseyBOI…..wow that sucks…

    53. Tolarus Says:

      LOL no, its funny because we smoked their asses

      http://eatabagofdicks.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=23965

    54. Erica Bottoms Says:

      Hey guys,

      been a while. Just wanted to comment that i enjoyed that bozokast and I dont hope, but know you guys are kicking some EVE ass :) .

      I just finished school and looking for a 3d job now, so who knows, maybe when I get a job and get more regularity in my life i might just ask to join you guys, if im still welcome … if not, ill bribe you with a ride in my car :)

      Erica Bottoms

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