BOZOKast Episode 11

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We’ve moved! Also we discuss our the BOZO Mexico Extravaganza, the mind numbing horribleness of Cult of Wang/Genitalia Club…oh, and we announce the winners of the CKIAGFEBBC.

Links mentioned in the show:

  • Qece – This man is a pedophile
  • CKIAGFEBBC – The contest winners announced.
  • HULK! – One pissed of High Sec mining Ruskie
  • UK – Faggin’ it up
  • Cult of Wang/Genitalia Club – LOL…Only 59%…
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    38 Responses to “BOZOKast Episode 11” »

    1. Teister Says:

      Now with 75% more of my DNA…

    2. Queb Says:

      I came hard!

    3. Tolarus Says:

      I put my thumb over the tip so I could get extra distance

    4. Jel Says:

      Ahahah!

    5. cerui Says:

      I still have a stiffy 6 hours after listening to this, 10x better than viagra.

    6. Niraia Says:

      This was quite wonderful. Congrats to the winners for proving that blogging is for girls.

    7. Queb Says:

      Where was your better entry at Niraia? Oh that’s right, you didn’t submit one. So go fuck yourself. Do you have time to listen to a podcast? Shouldn’t you be working on scamming people with a EVE bank?

    8. Niraia Says:

      I was too scared to write bad things about my corp because my ceo is all grumpy :p

    9. Cozmik Says:

      I have never been happier to get 4th place or lower :D

      Gratz winners !!!

    10. Stavroes Says:

      This is some fukin funny shit dudes. Love ur Bozocast. I’m A fan for Fuckin ever! It’s actually informitive too…….but you fuckers make us listen to every word, which is awsome cause I laugh my ass off listening to you. Cheers Motherfuckers!
      Did I say Fuck enough to be a Bozo Fan? haha.

    11. Curse(s), foiled again - Zen and the Art of Internet Spaceship Maintenance Says:

      [...] Beowolf Schaefer on Oct.12, 2009, under Current events As mentioned on the recently released Bozokast 11, I did not win the CKIAGFEBBC contest. I would like to congratulate the winners but you’ll [...]

    12. Oghma Says:

      LOL you guys :P you describe cult of wang and gc for the same things you guys do… come on propaganda only goes so far.

    13. Tolarus Says:

      Cult and Wang and their ass licking pets Genitalia Club are ass to mouth with each other solely for the purpose of having large numbers in their gangs. That’s how these nap train blowjob festivals form in the first place.

      BOZO has repeatedly proven that even when they have a 2:1 to 5:1 advantage over us they repeatedly fall short. They huddle in a bunch as close as they can to one another for reassurance against the bag things in 0.0

      [ 2009.10.12 02:18:12 ] Blade AOI > if you want we can drop like 50 carriers on your gang. we can be gay like that also.

      Over bloated alliances that just pack in a bunch of talentless jerkoffs that get an over sized ego because they have a shit load of pilots on their roster or have a bunch capital ships sitting in some hanger.

      And this is like BOZO how exactly? That even outnumbered 4:1 we turn around and throw it in their face when they run like little bitches. They fear us (and others Im sure).

      With these sorry jerkoffs, even with superior numbers, we’ve continued to show that they aren’t even able to pull a decisive victory when fighting a BOZO fleet 1/4 their size. Over bloated, unskilled, blue fisting, douche bags who think their hot shit.

      Propaganda you say, friend, we only deal in facts besides when dealing with fucks like CoW and GC the truth is a shit load funnier than anything we could pull out of our asses as ‘propaganda’.

      thanks for listening, now go fuck yourself

    14. Tolarus Says:

      email from Blade AOI
      2009.10.13 02:35

      I use to care, I use to make fun of alliance for retarded losses, but now I get it.. When you make some much isk from moon mining you can just die and don’t give a fuck.

      Thanks for the 10-15 killmails.
      —————————————————————–

      you’re welcome, jerkoff :)

      http://eatabagofdicks.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=24923

      the quantity over quality mentality even extends to kills with these homos

    15. Queb Says:

      When was BOZO NAP faggots who ran from fights? Oh that’s right, never have and never will be.

      Ganks and blobs are part of EvE but we’re more than happy to make fun of cult of wang and genetalia club for sucking at both, specially when they can’t even do it against 100 man corp.

      They are just straight cowardly and pathetic.

    16. Meg Says:

      I knew there was a reason for leaving that corp…..

      He’s bragging about moon mining??????

    17. Teister Says:

      I was going to respond to Oghma the wonder tard’s comment, but it looks well covered by Tol’s wall of text. I just want to say I want to rape all of your mothers then cut their bellies open and plant my seed in them.

      Thank You

    18. cerui Says:

      Oghma is the whiny cunt who quit cow, moved in next to stugh, began to whine about blobbing, then moved to syndicate, got his arse kicked and ran back to cow

    19. OZEPATHAN Says:

      GENITALIA CLUB: 800+ Members
      COW: 200+ Members

      VS

      BOZO’s: 100 Members

      And they still run from us

    20. Tolarus Says:

      i think its closer to 1000 for GC and 1500 for CoW.

      Plus! They have moon mining POSs and dont give a shit about ship losses. We also found out last night that Genitalia Club are indeed CoW Pets… fact.

    21. carrlos Says:

      Another great podcast, glad everyone made it out of ron mexico without the swine flu.

      As for the shit talk… bozo’s lick balls. They go against a UK gang over twice their size and got all sorts of fucking killed.

      Fuckin tards can’t notice that even when bozos explode and pod they still come out with an ungodly efficiency.

      If only others could die such epic deths in eve.

      Love the shit talking, love the mom rapin’… keep it up ya big queers.

      Bozos… now with 11% more ass-pounding.

    22. Mynxee Says:

      Fanfest 2010 is gonna be some fun times :)

      You guys are great in bed..that’s where I was when I listened to 11. Thanks for the giggles, boys.

    23. Jel Says:

      I just want to say I would also rape all of your mothers then cut their bellies open and plant Teister’s seed in them.

    24. CKIAGFEBBC #1 Results « The Reckless Rifter Says:

      [...] All will be revealed… in BOZOKast 11. [...]

    25. Fumb Says:

      Bozokast 11 is without a doubt fucking awesome, It got me so hard in the panty zone then I found where these fucks we fight live.. I introduced myself to their moms then after fornicating with them repeatedly I punched those whores in the babymaker for shitting out such useless fuck trophies…

      AAA, COW, GC, UK, IAC…. your all fucking slack assed retarded fuckwit shitstabbing cuntfaced sister fucking windowlicking assholes now go find a razor and run it up your arms like good little comunism fucktards… cunts..

      BTW… Did I mention how fucking awesome BZK 11 is???

    26. LAWN Says:

      FUCK!

      You left Syndicate? Who da fuck are we supposed to fight now? You fags always engaged. Anyways good luck hunting in curse etc. We’ll miss ass raping you.

    27. Dreamchasr Says:

      Playing #11 to people outside EVE causes people to flok to the game wanting to join BOZO. Can they? NO, they can go fuck their sister and then apply!

      Some do,,

    28. Fumb Says:

      I’ll fuck their sister, unless shes one ugly fucking whore.. I have standards even if they are low ones..

      Oh yeah Lawn, who the fuck are you??? a fucking retard nobody… go fuck off and play chicken with a freight train you useless fuck or i’ll cut your belly…. Prick!

    29. Morefus Says:

      2 months without the internet fucking sucks! Only a week to go thank fuck, and I should be back!

      Loved #11 – gratz to all the winners!

    30. Ciryon Says:

      Shout back faggots!!!

      Gonna spring for the uber 256k connection next week.. see if it’s any better. Lag will still be as bad as Tolarus’ mom on a corn cob without her dentures, but I gotta give it a shot.

      Keep the Cast’s rolling, I got the skype running so we’ll see what we can do.

      Oh… Teister… the peach fuzz is back!!!!

    31. wtf ???? Says:

      wtf???? a month and a 1/2 since u last put this shit out!!! i need some bozo goodness dripping out of my ear pussies why dont you fags man up stop sucking each other off and lay down some of your awsome poscasting wisdom!!!!!!!!!!!

    32. Badda Boom Says:

      “HAC Gang”?

      Never seen you guys pilot anything but T1 crap so you can claim iskie win after loosing a fleet of shit to kill one T2 ship…lol.

      Get your head out of your ass guys…sounds like you beleive your own bullshit but if you think jihad fleets are for the win…keep it up;)

    33. Teister Says:

      Lol…
      So this guy pics a post that’s buried and i almost 3 months old to talk shit. Then he doesn’t use his real ingame name (unless you’re some alt guy in a newb corp). And he apparently doesn’t look at our KB.

      You’re right, we never use T2 ships…ever. Never ever. Ever never ever.

      Looks like someone is a bit butt hurt from one of our Jihads…

    34. Tolarus Says:

      Seriously butt hurt teister, and I’m willing to go so far as to say that this faggot is a member of Gentlemen’s club or one of the others who have Atlas cock in their mouth. Primary perhaps?

      LOL yes we only fly t1 fitted ships AND we never leave HLW, ever.

      Oh you know who I bet this is, I bet its Mya from GC, biggest cock sucker in that alliance who allows Atlas to go ass to mouth with him at least three times a day. He had the melt down that we quoted and linked in the newest podcast.

      meh whoever this asshat is, he’s a coward and I enjoy knowing that we’ve hurt him on a deeply emotional level. Let me mark this down

      -field more t1 fleets against the Atlas pets, GC, COW, and Primary.

      there you go.

    35. Badda Boom Says:

      It really doesn’t matter who I am…we are talking about you guys after all right? Sounds like I hit the nail on the head or is it just that time of the month for you ass bleedin fags? :)

      I did look at your board and out of roughly 40 losses only 4 were T2. How often do you guys reset that shit anyway? Guess it makes it easier to talk shit that way.

      Teister, what the fuck does it matter where I post. Yeah…I’m trying to hide a post when posts are moderated…are you really that fuckin stupid or do they let tards into Clowns? Maybe your just around to lick the cock snot off the floor from the other two because sure as fuck it’s not makin its way into anything even slightly resembling a pussy other than the plastic variety. Hate to tell ya but not many know of this podcast and it was only when I listened to another that I heard of it. After a search this was the “episode” I found.

      Hate to disappoint but you haven’t tagged me…I’ve got a 100% eff. on your board and please keep fielding the T1, I tend to look at kill numbers more than isk lost.

    36. Tolarus Says:

      you’re an angry little man, I love the “you dont fight fair and you kick our asses with t1 bullshit ships” tears. And yes you are trying to hide your comments because just like in game, you’re a giant faggot who fears letting people know who he is.

      lol you have a 100% eff at sucking cock. Congratz, you whored onto some blob killmails, nothing says more about who you are than that LOL. Your wall of text tears confirmed that. Keep venting your frustration on our blog and keep sucking Atlas cock cupcake :)

      LOL

      btw Im still saying that this dbag is Mya from Gents.

    37. Teister Says:

      I love this guy…

      Hey genius, has it occured to you that we don’t lose as many T2 ships as we do T1 ships? Maybe our ‘losses’ page isn’t the best place to gauge what we fly? Maybe there’s a spot on the killboard that will answer your question? Maybe the stats page numbnutts?

      And yes, we’re going to see you post your comments. It’s moderated. But what I was getting at was the fact that nobody other than the moderators of our blog will see it.

      And you totally caught us! We reset once a week. We kill over 30,000 ships a week, then we reset it. You busted us. You’re a regular fuckin’ Columbo!

      AND…it’s pretty funny you’re scared to give us your fake internet spaceship game name. It must be super duper easy x2 to talk shit when nobody know who you are in RL and in a game! That and the fact you’re touting you are personally 100% vs BOZO means so much coming from an anonymous little ass pounded faggot.

      And lastly, we don’t give a shit who or how many people fuckin listen to our podcast. It’s for Q and me and the other BOZOs. You should feel honored to be able to listen to it.

    38. Tolarus Says:

      Well I guess his emotions must have boiled over and he realized that he is indeed a straight up spineless faggot in an alliance full of faggotry and failure.

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