Yes…it’s been a while.I know. Please stop with the EvE mails.

This is a brief update on the most awesome alliance in EvE.

BOZOKast
I have decided to end the 09 season. New episodes will start in January. There will, however, be an orgasmic ‘Best of BOZOKast/Chistmas Spectacular’ episode this month. Stay tuned!

8020 Motherfuckers
On a lark, BOZO has created a low sec corp, 8020. All of our characters are all named the same (80208020802080208020 (if you don’t know how we did this, you’re a fucking moron and should go away)). All 8020 pilots look like Lenny Kravitz (Brutor) and train up just enough to fly T1 fitted Rifter, Thrasher and Rupture. We’ve had limited ops in various low sec areas with quite a bit of success.

8020 Killboard

We have done this for a number of reasons:
-There’s nothing funnier to us than to jump into a system and start smack talking with 15 dudes named 80208020802080208020. It really pisses people off oddly enough.
-BOZO pilots, by and large, are horrible pilots. Terrible…awful. Flying a two week old character around in a rifter or thrasher really hones those basic life prolonging skills.
-Curse and surrounding regions during the weekdays is boring as hell, especially Mondays and Wednesdays. This gives us something to do rather than roam 50 jumps to kill a Brutix.

Clown Punchers
We’re still in Curse. We’re still killing shit. Not a whole lot has changed there.

When we first moved back to Curse, Dirt Nap Squad was very active there. If you’re not familiar with these faggots, they’re your typical stealth bomber/recon hot dropping entity. They’re very skittish and seemed to be happy to drop 30 ships on single targets then talk about how awesome they are.

They were active until this. After our thorough mouth raping of their pathetic attempt to engage us, they have completely disappeared. Wheird…

Genitalia Club/Cult of Wang are still relatively active in Curse. Genitalia Club has sov up in Scalding Pass as it’s a really lame region and nobody else wants it. Their pets, Cult of Wang, still ‘hold’ Great Wildlands for the same reason. They still won’t undock unless they’re in a 30+ man fleet, full of shit ships. Occasionally they will have a smaller fleet with a bigger blobesque fleet a few jumps away. The smaller fleet will never engage us, despite outnumbering us, and usually runs back to the daddy fleet. Pathetic.

We’re recruiting, as usual. If you want pure unadulterated PvP, click the link over there for more info…

Clown Punchers will turn 2 years old on December 9th. We do have some special events planned within the corp and it might behoove you to be in the area for some lul packed killing.

That’s it.

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