Happy Birthday to Us…Fuck Yeah!

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For two years, this magnificant alliance has been raping, fucking, killing and sodomizing our fellow inhabitants of EvE. What started as a menage e trois of three corps (Fabul, DAFT and Aonyma) has now become a very successful enterprise where pvp continues to flourish and shit covered cocks abound.

As time goes on, I’m still happy to say that the core values of BOZO has remained the same. We still have numerous fleets every day, we continue to provide probably the best ship replacement system in the game to our pilots and we refuse to become a bloated alliance full of carebears. No POS warfare. No sov. No blob. No faggotry.

I’d like to thank everyone involved in BOZO. I’d like to thank Queb for being co-mastermind in this alliance, all the directors for keeping insurance paid, our retards in line and our boys stocked up with shit. I’d like to thank all of you BOZO fans out there, even the wallflowers who follow us with the creepiness of that overly touchy uncle on your mom’s side.

So here’s to yet another year of keeping this crazy shit together!

14 Responses to “Happy Birthday to Us…Fuck Yeah!” »

  1. Jel Says:

    Woo!

  2. Tolarus Says:

    Here’s to yet another year of making people cry and repeatedly embarrassing over bloated NAP festing sausage parties like Gentlemen’s Club and friends.

  3. Mynxee Says:

    Happy Birthday, scary-funny people!

  4. Cozmik R5 Says:

    Happy Bday you heavy-cocked fat fucks !!!

    o7

  5. Letrange Says:

    um… didn’t you start as Fabul, half of DAFT and whichever corp Teister was running? (heck I’m still running the AMC alliance so…)

  6. Teister Says:

    You’re correct, the post has been fixed letrange…my bad…

  7. nag Says:

    birthday? i didnt get no fuckigbn cake

  8. Jel Says:

    I was thinking of making a BOZO cake, if I have time, but I don’t need an entire cake at my disposal. Maybe I should leave it on Teister’s doorstep one day.

  9. Gosh Says:

    Happy birthday you fags!

  10. Tolarus Says:

    When you coming back dickhead?

  11. Teister Says:

    Fuck you Gosh!

  12. Jel Says:

    I definitely did NOT spend one of my few nights off making a BOZO cake.

  13. Gosh Says:

    Soon™

  14. Beowolf Schaefer Says:

    I bought some cake and thought of Teister while eating it and touching myself. It was a good birthday for us all!

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