BOZOKast Episode 12
The first episode of Season 2! We talk about the New Year, being back in Curse, Tolarus and his legal trouble, we touch on Hulkageddon 2010, and give you some insider information on what you can expect from BOZO @ Fanfest 2010.
- Hulkageddon 2010! 7th Jan 2010 through 14th Jan 2010.
- Run hypocrites run. Now bring more and still not win!
- We get our shit pushed in and don’t like it at all.
- Challenge: Find an out numbered fight with more than 20 involved.
- “Its not just a fucking game, this is serious to some people!!”.
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Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 02:40
My shaft is hard, but my tip is spongy…
Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 02:42
My tip is hard, but my shaft is spongy … like a wilted mushroom.
Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 04:14
Always interested in Clown goings on…..I still got shit in Jorund ffs….Johnny Cash ftw!!
Keep up the good work…
/me tosses $5 into the “Free Tolarus” fund.
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Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 05:02
cutting my pony tail off coz of you fuckers, i guess teister can stick it to his child chest
Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 11:13
Whats funny about Gentlemens Club is they said Atlas ‘invited’ them to fight. (which isn’t anything special considering that Atlas has blued 5/8 of EvE) like this somehow made them special, chosen for their elite, something, yeah its total bullshit.
If you also look at the Atlas killboard, I challenge you to find a big fight with more than 10 GC involved out of a total fleet size of 200+ (not counting POS kills, cause you know, POS fighting is seriously difficult). LOL They said they we’re out there ‘learning’ about the new SOV mechanics which pretty much means they are guarding some shit systems while sending a few ships out to whore into some big battles while avoiding the risks so they can boast about how awesome their efficiency is.
Mya ElleTerego > unlike punt apparently i do ****ing care what our efficiency is.
RARARRARARRARRRRRR!
LOL
Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 17:39
Teister: Goal for 2010: Move out of your mom’s basement this year! 40 is old enough to cut those apron strings…or bondage ropes…or whatever has kept you there for so long.
Please tell me the Bozo women are going to FanFest. No, not you, Tolarus…I mean the REAL women.
Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 19:26
You need to listen a bit better Mynxee…I’m the one that needs a resolution, Tolarus is the guy that needs to move out of mom’s house…
I’m actually trying to keep a couple of my kids from moving back with me atm…so you were kind of close.
Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 19:53
I have a 6 inch taint. Both of you are welcome to rest your faces on it, however Mynxee will receive a soothing massage and complimentary aromatherapy treatment prior to face planting my crotch. Teister, you get nothing, you have to go in cold.
Posted on January 4th, 2010 at 21:00
Yes, I believe all of the BOZO ladies will be attending Fanfest 2010.
Posted on January 6th, 2010 at 06:21
Teister: When I said Goal, I mean Resolution! I ensured that my stepdaughter would never want to move back home by simply being a relentlessly nagging bitch. Worked a charm, she has vowed that she will never, ever want to move back in with us. Good thing, too–her bedroom is now an art studio. She’d have to bunk with the mules and donkeys.
Tolarus: I’m….honored. Will you rub my feet first?
Queb: Awesome. FF this year is going to be amazing if everyone goes who says they’re gonna.
Posted on January 7th, 2010 at 04:29
Mynxxee I hope you know I was just joking about the taint thing. I don’t know you well enough to allow you to get that close to such a sensitive area, that’s a second date access kind of thing.
But Teister still has a green light
Posted on January 7th, 2010 at 19:58
Yeah ok, stop with the fucking EVEmails. We will include direct download links in the post for our podcasts from now on. FUCK.
Posted on January 8th, 2010 at 08:57
Oh, how I’ve missed BOZOKast.
Yeah, Mynx, I’m scheming my little heart out trying to get to Iceland. I wish they’d announce that shit so I can start pricing.
Posted on January 11th, 2010 at 12:44
Talk about being a Cock Knocker – I thought all Bozo’s were obnoxious fuck’s and that goddamn clown from “IT” freaks the shit out of me, but holy shit your fucking BozoKast has Johnny Fucking Kash!!!
I’m hooked, fuck the haters, looking forward to more in the future – excercise Freedom of Speech say “fuck” when ever you can!
Posted on January 11th, 2010 at 21:07
T, I say you have a threesome with Fum at fanfest and a targets mother.
Posted on January 12th, 2010 at 22:52
I don’t think any of us would feel completely safe with Fumb being involved, we’d be worried that an extra hand would end up creeping into a “No” zone. Safe words don’t work with Fumb.
Posted on January 13th, 2010 at 23:42
Oh how little you know me, those safe words do work, when your yelling “spaniel” or some shit i know your uncomforable and push it in harder… then i open the fist and stretch my fingers…
must start remembering not to bite my nails afterwards though.
Posted on January 20th, 2010 at 09:05
You guys are the best! I’m tempeted to try and join you guys and rape some jerk offs and piss on em. I listened to your podcasts and LMAO the whole night. You guys have the best podcast out there, keep up the fucking excitment!
Posted on January 20th, 2010 at 18:22
Tempted? Shit, get off your ass and apply, we are actively recruiting and… we have a wiki.
Posted on February 8th, 2010 at 23:42
Feel so honored to to be mentioned so many times in your POD-casts.
All though I disagree with your assumption that we turn tail and run every time we see the uber l33t BOZO’s, the show was entertaining non the least. Keep up the smack talk, keep up the engagements, look forward to many more engagements in the future and remember….TANKERS EAT THEIR DEAD!!!
p.s. when the fuck are you going to ROAST….I mean invite special guests on your show.
fuckall….
Posted on February 10th, 2010 at 01:15
Are you supposed to be someone we should know?
Posted on February 10th, 2010 at 14:44
Negative.
Just an Iraq Vet and a member of an alliance that is frequently targeted by your show’s. It’s kool, I get it. My feelings are not made of glass.
Had a corp roam of 17 the other night looking for a fight in curse, but I guess your corp was AFK or elsewhere.
Look forward to future engagements.
Posted on February 10th, 2010 at 15:50
If you’re an Iraq vet who’s in a corp we talk about on BOZOKast, you’re probably in with a bunch of faggots. You should get with people more inline with vet awesomeness…
Posted on February 10th, 2010 at 17:57
You should also review this handy dandy guide to using apostrophes:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe
But I forgive you. Us REMFs can’t expect you to learn how to both drive tanks and use proper grammar, I suppose.
Posted on February 11th, 2010 at 01:35
Arancia, they don’t call us dumb ass tankers for nothing. Plus 3rd shift’s a bitch. Too many hours and no sleep.
It takes all types to run an Army, fobbits, ranger joe commandos, even guys who try to pick up trailer trash bar bitches by claiming they suffer from PTSD. It takes all types.