Valentine’s Day Limericks
Valentine’s Day is approaching and we need your help. We have a special non-BOZO guest for BOZOKast 13 and she will be reading the best Valentine’s Day limericks that you guys submit to us.
So put on your thinking caps and stick your minds in the gutter and submit your best Valentine’s Day limerick. We will collect all of your submissions and we will have our special guest read the best five in her super sexy Valentine’s Day voice. The one we select as the best out of the top five will receive a T-shirt with their limerick on it!
Submissions must be received by 31 Jan 2009 to be eligible. You can submit your limerick by leaving a comment on this post, sending an EVEmail to Clown Mistress, or emailing them to queb at clownpunchers.net. The special guest will be revealed on 01 Feb 2009 after the submission deadline.
Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29
Posted on January 14th, 2010 at 08:10
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Posted on January 14th, 2010 at 15:33
There once was this chick named Mynxee
And her giant vagina was pretty
It stomped around
It shook the ground
And gobbled up the whole city
Bam!
Posted on January 14th, 2010 at 17:37
There once were some fags named Undivided
The BOZOs to fight they invited.
But when we undocked,
Turned out they’re just talk!
They ran from the fight they incited.
Posted on January 14th, 2010 at 18:00
Good, but not really a Valentine’s Day limerick. Might need to add something about how we loved their faces?
Posted on January 14th, 2010 at 20:06
Fuck limericks. Here’s my valentines poem for all the sweethearts.
rats are red,
naptrains are blue,
aids in your bed,
the0 cums in you.
Posted on January 14th, 2010 at 21:39
With ion blaster the ‘Ranis raped
In reception their mouths gaped
But in the end
After a God-Send
To Minmatar ships my heart is duct-taped
A toast to projectile weapons !!!
Posted on January 15th, 2010 at 08:26
I may write a limerick about today’s sabrecamp’s failure to carry… well… warp disruptors. Also the cargo container placement was a little shoddy; I warped into a second bubble after getting caught by the first and was able to cloak.
Posted on January 21st, 2010 at 13:08
I LIKE GOATS
I LIKE LAMBS
IF THEY STAND STILL
I RUN
AND FUCK THEIR ASS!
Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 01:23
One day i wanted to earn some money.
So i took my Maelstrom but there came my honey!
Closed the client and logged like a chicken
Guess i’ll never be forgiven.
Teister will you be my Valentine?
Posted on January 27th, 2010 at 13:02
This Valentine, Teister has a plan.
He say’s “I want to be arse raped by a man!”
Well Queb is quite gay
Which leads Teister to say
“I’ll let him lick, fuck and fist me all day!”
Posted on January 27th, 2010 at 13:25
The first one posted breaks the limerick rules a little… so here’s another.
Teister and Queb are a disgrace.
They smoke cock whilst at each others place.
Teister say’s “If I skull fuck the cat,
You’ll crack a fat,
then I’ll rub you off, till you blow chunks on my face!”
Posted on January 27th, 2010 at 22:28
There once was a podcast called Bozo,
Who’s members’ sex was so-so,
So they put balls on their chins,
Just so they win,
Some listeners who were into transvestites.
Limerick rules? Fuck ‘em.
Posted on January 29th, 2010 at 16:20
Yes, I want a T-Shirt
Yes, there’s a corp called Clownpunch,
Who’s podcasters are known for a sad bunch,
Fell in love with each other,
Not to mention, their mothers,
Now AIDS has spread throughout the whole bunch.
Posted on January 30th, 2010 at 19:44
Ok, since my first limerick wasn’t very lovey dovey I have written a second one that is more appropriate for Valentine’s Day.
The love between Teister and Q
Was so strong it constantly grew
Just like Teister’s cock
When Q hit that spot
That one spot that only Q knew.