BOZO: The Circus is Moving On…
We’ve been doing this to EvE for over 2 years…(NSFW)
It’s time for us to say adiós to EvE.
I won’t bore you with why we’re closing out doors. It’s none of your fucking business
I’m not going to say stupid faggoty shit like ‘we’ll be back! Just you wait and see!’. We might, we might not, it’s none of your fucking business.
BOZOKast will continue, because BOZO is bigger than EvE. More on that later.
Thank you to the following:
Yakuza/The Church
0utbreak
Stimulus (just them, not the rest of their faggoty alliance)
The blowjob queen Mynxee
The blowjob king Helicity
The gimp in a box known as Spectre
BOZO played EvE to fight…win, lose or draw. Rarely was there a fight we backed down from, never was there an enemy we bowed to. We never hid in our station until we could form a 40 man fag fleet, we never ran from even numbers, we never played this game like a bunch of fucking little bitches.
I will say this: if BOZO has ever smacked you in local and you said to yourself, “this is nothing but a bunch of nonsense. It’s their schtick…it’s just what they do, they don’t mean any of it.’ You were wrong. We meant everything we ever said. We hated you and everything about you. We hated how you play the game, we hated the fact your mother fucked some asshole and made you, we hated your wife, your kids, your fucking friends, your dog and your whole existence and everything in it. If we told you we wanted to fuck your mom in her mouth while a dog ate peanut butter off her flappy pussy, then we meant it. We weren’t kidding.
We always heard you faggots out there accuse us as being teenager, emo kids and the like. I would like you to know that BOZO was filled with nothing but old guys. We were all at least 25 years old, the average being about 35. Almost everyone was a professional in real life, ranging from medical doctors, scientists, engineers, police officers, soldiers, programmers…the list goes on. Even out of game, we were better than you.
There was no better ran, more organized or all around awesome corp than BOZO. There were no better pilots in all of EvE than our worst BOZO. Those of you who were in BOZO know that’s the truth and those that weren’t will never experience the awesomeness of Clown Punchers Syndicate.
Posted on March 30th, 2010 at 23:02
But wait – I was coming back …
And yes, they really did mean all those mean things.
Thank you T & Q. Not a better bunch of motherfuckers can be found.
Posted on March 30th, 2010 at 23:31
Donut punchers.
Posted on March 30th, 2010 at 23:47
NOES!!!!
Posted on March 30th, 2010 at 23:57
What. The. Fuck.
WTF?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
EXPLANATION. Do Want.
Nao.
Posted on March 31st, 2010 at 00:14
So what you off to do? Terrorise Cardassians in STO?
Posted on March 31st, 2010 at 00:41
Wait a minute.
*looks at calendar*
*looks at Teister with a beady eye*
Posted on March 31st, 2010 at 01:53
EVE is suddenly less awesome…
Anyway, contract stuff to Cozmik R5 plzkthxbai
<:*)
Posted on March 31st, 2010 at 01:54
But whyyyyyyyyy
Posted on March 31st, 2010 at 06:25
LOL fucking hell of a run, but real life can be a real kick in the balls sometime.
We did what we had set out to do, fuck and fight, that’s it. Never gave a rats ass about SOV or trying to over-bloat our alliance into another one of the cluster fucks you see all over EvE. I loved every fucking minute of it.
Made some good friends that will extend beyond the game and enjoyed every moment of it. The haters will say what they want but honestly, just like we always have, could give a fuck less.
To those we’ve flown with, its been a pleasure. To the fans of the BOZO cast, we had a fun time recording that shit.
Overall I cant remember ever playing a game where the people I flew with made me laugh as hard as I did as my time spent flying with BOZO.
Go fuck yourselves.
Tolarus out
Posted on March 31st, 2010 at 17:21
Mas is proof of the awesomeness of BOZO pilots: he can even post back in time
Posted on March 31st, 2010 at 17:43
We always just called him ‘The Mas’.
Take the best pilots out of bullshit corps or alliances, throw them into a barrel, add a touch of smack and open mindedness and there you have it, BOZO. Plus lots of good hard fuckin.
As a very wise man once said (Queb) “These tattoos mean much more now that we’ve all been inside each other”. Heh even with BOZO taking a nap, I’m still gonna get that fucking tattoo, on the small of my back.
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 00:40
I miss me some Masasaurus…I heard that man once saved a bunch of strippers whose bus had just ran over some orphans…True Story!
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 03:33
“even out of game we were better than you” awesome and so true.
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 04:27
Did April’s Fool came early?
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 05:25
sadly not
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 10:43
This better be an April Fools……
if not good job you crazy mother fuckers, dont make me go listen to fly reckless…..
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 17:02
[...] another more sad note, Clown Punchers [BOZO] will be closing their doors. It is a real pity to see this corp go. I had more fun flying with them than any other corp I have [...]
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 17:56
God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 09:02
[...] Clown Punchers announced that they are leaving EVE. I will say, I am shocked and dismayed. I was entertained by their podcast and they always seemed to be a fun bunch of folks. I do hope they change their minds and come back. Clowns, you will be missed! [...]
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 13:16
Too bad to see you go, really enjoyed your show.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 16:25
wathc out WOW here we come…
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 17:17
NO!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 17:23
Nag still can’t type for shit. Gonna miss that son of a gun.
Posted on April 3rd, 2010 at 04:13
WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOO DONT GO ! LOVED THE PODCASTS !
Posted on April 3rd, 2010 at 06:34
you don’t fuckin read very well do you….
Posted on April 3rd, 2010 at 12:16
I guess people are too busy fapping on that sweet animated gif
Posted on April 3rd, 2010 at 22:05
I know I am! I just have to suppress the urge to vomit, but that’s a good skill overall anyway.
Posted on April 4th, 2010 at 00:32
Fuck me. This is a bummer to say the least.
I’ve been dealing with a ton of real life to the nuts for like a year now, but there wasn’t a week that would go by I wouldn’t think “Fuckinay! THIS weekend I’m re-upping EvE and going back to that BOZO bullshit. I miss those faggots more than I want to admit”. And then every weekend something else would smack me in the balls, without fail.
I really did miss you fucks, and it’s a shame that I’m never gonna have a chance to get back to being verbally abused on a nightly basis. Hopefully we can hook up again somewhere down the road, cuz T misses my balls in his mouth, and I miss hearing Q crying on over Arancia beating the shit out of him. I could go on and list everyone, but I won’t, not fucking cool enough, deal with it…. or cut yourself.
Thanks for ruining my hopes and dreams, you cock-biting butt-fuckers!
Posted on April 4th, 2010 at 01:36
Oh, Hi Gosh…good job making all this about you. You would have made a good chick…
Faggot…
Posted on April 4th, 2010 at 03:51
Oh hi Teister! I didn’t recognize you with my balls on my face…
Faggot…
Posted on April 4th, 2010 at 08:51
Sad news, assuming it isn’t a year-long april fools joke or something. Hope RL gets better for whoever it took out. <3
Posted on April 4th, 2010 at 15:56
I can completely assure you that this is NOT a joke. Many of us will continue to be active in EvE and where ever our pilots end up you can be sure that asshole will be getting torn. Plus, you will still get the opportunity to vigorously masturbate to our baritone voices in the BOZO Cast!
Hell at the very least I may continue to pay $15 a month just to verbally bash Mya and expose Gentlemen’s Chub and their pulsating hemorrhoid known as Primary Dot in CAOD.
Posted on April 5th, 2010 at 14:33
Still smoking pot I see, Gosh…
Posted on April 6th, 2010 at 23:16
It’s the only thing that can keep me sane, now that BOZO in EvE has departed.
Posted on April 7th, 2010 at 14:36
At least BOZO still has aids.
Posted on April 7th, 2010 at 18:15
ho do you gt your balls on your face gosh? you double jointed or what?
Posted on April 7th, 2010 at 18:16
the real reason bozo closing is cos i need to go learn to spell…fact…
Posted on April 9th, 2010 at 07:26
Best time in EVE, will miss it, won’t miss the faggots we killed and humiliated.
Posted on April 9th, 2010 at 16:15
man where ever you go in EvE you will always find faggots to kill and humiliate. Gentlemens Club and Primary were the two we had in the Curse region. Oh shit lol, hey speaking of faggots, when you get back to your old stomping grounds say hello to Huzzah for us
Rugs, most people in BOZO saw you as a cold calculating emotionless killing machine, but I know that deep down inside you really have a heart of gold… that has the ability to scare the shit out of me.
Posted on April 9th, 2010 at 19:53
So he is a cold calculating emotionless killing machine that wrestles lions bare-handed with a heart of gold… what could be more awesome than that ?!?!
Posted on April 10th, 2010 at 04:41
You guys fucking rocked Curse like no others. I remember doing a nightly roam with our corp, we had you fuckers chasing us in one direction and a 40 man roam from -A- entered two systems nearby. I asked our FC to ask you guys for a temp blue to raep the Ruskies, he said “I fucking hate the Clowns. I’d rather eat my own dick.”
No higher compliment in my opinion.
Posted on April 10th, 2010 at 11:49
his hairy arsecrack
Posted on April 19th, 2010 at 12:15
yay, get the fuck out cancer of eve, mother fucking nigglets
Posted on April 20th, 2010 at 03:19
even with us not being active in EvE, balless faggots like that jackoff are still afraid to post comments with their in game name
Must be a member of the Scalding Pass Rainbow Coalition haha
Actually now that I think of it, good chance thats Evil Pookie.
Posted on July 12th, 2010 at 18:09
[...] of BOZO decided to throw in the towel and take their special brand of foul mouthed ass kicking out of EvE and into the real world. I decided to go back to empire for a bit and I ran some level 4 missions [...]