Archive for the ‘BOZOKast’ Category

Really, the last post. Pushing and pimping the BOZOKast.

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

This blog as more RSS feeders and traffic than the BOZOKast one (since it is brand new). So we are asking everyone. If you were fan of BOZOKast and were running a friendly feed, please replace the clownpunchers.net Blog Feed with the BOZOKast one.

Also we have setup a Facebook Page for anyone who wants to friend the BOZOKast on Facebook, though you’d have to admit to listening to it if you did that.

BOZOKast Blog RSS: http://bozokast.net/feed/

BOZOKast Podcast RSS: http://bozokast.net/podcast/

BOZOKast Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/BOZOKast/111299308905729

Get ready! BOZOKast A.E. is cumming in your ears.

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

We got a new site and fora for the BOZOKast A.E.

http://bozokast.net

Go update your iTunes subscription and be ready for the awesomeness of the BOZOKast in Technicolor. This will be the last blog post on clownpunchers.net until we bring the corporation back alive.

Adios.

BOZOKast Special Edition – Evil Pookie Interview

Friday, February 5th, 2010

The BOZOKast team recently caught up with Evil Pookie. Battleclinic stat lover and self proclaimed leader of BURN EDEN. He is with us to discuss how he is awesome, how his corp isn’t, and how you don’t ever want to compare your stats to his because he is all about the individual and his corp can go fuck itself.

 

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BOZOKast Episode 13

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

 

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Spectre announces the winners of his contest, Helicity sounds like shit, Curse update and why the Voice of BOZO doesn’t have a man lover…all this and more in this episode of BOZOKast!

We said on the BOZOKast that we would link the winners from Spectre’s contest, but I changed our mind. I don’t want to give it away without you experiencing the full awesomeness of the podcast.

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If you’re a dumbass and close the inpage player, go to the feed and you can download it.

Valentine’s Day Limericks

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Valentine’s Day is approaching and we need your help. We have a special non-BOZO guest for BOZOKast 13 and she will be reading the best Valentine’s Day limericks that you guys submit to us.

So put on your thinking caps and stick your minds in the gutter and submit your best Valentine’s Day limerick. We will collect all of your submissions and we will have our special guest read the best five in her super sexy Valentine’s Day voice. The one we select as the best out of the top five will receive a T-shirt with their limerick on it!

Submissions must be received by 31 Jan 2009 to be eligible. You can submit your limerick by leaving a comment on this post, sending an EVEmail to Clown Mistress, or emailing them to queb  at clownpunchers.net. The special guest will be revealed on 01 Feb 2009 after the submission deadline.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29

Most EVE podcasts suck assholes.

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Get off my fucking table

Yes, we love the BOZOKast. A question we always get is “What do you think about the other EVE podcasts?” Obviously we feel BOZOKast is the fucking best because if wer thought there was one as good or better, we wouldn’t waste our time doing our own. But mainly we don’t talk about others we like because it is so much easier and funner to talk about stuff you hate. So for all those asking, here is a completely unbiased BOZO rating of other EVE podcasts.

To set this up. I really really want to like other EVE podcasts. Today I decided to load up the MP3 player with the slew of of EVE podcasts that are out there (including ours) and listen to two episodes of every one and post a small review on our site and how they stack up directly against our podcast.

To keep this as unbiased and fair as possible, I loaded up two episodes of of each podcast. From the middle portion of a random season. I kept them paired together and made a podcast play list and I forced myself to listen to each one all the way thru no matter how much I wanted to stab my fucking ears out and tie my balls and neck up and hang myself to death in a closet.

The reviews below are not in order of suck, they are in order they were listened to. Links are provided to the podcasts that are worth a shit, the rest can go fuck themselves and you shouldn’t bother.

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BOZOKast Episode 12

Monday, January 4th, 2010

 

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The first episode of Season 2! We talk about the New Year, being back in Curse, Tolarus and his legal trouble, we touch on Hulkageddon 2010, and give you some insider information on what you can expect from BOZO @ Fanfest 2010.

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If you’re a dumbass and close the inpage player, go to the feed and you can download it.

BOZOKast Christmas 2009 Special

Monday, December 21st, 2009

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All the years awesomeness all in one convenient 3 hour BOZOKast….Happy fuckin’ birthday baby Jesus!

Here’s a timeline for those of you who are too big of pussies to sit through the whole thing:

0:01:45 – Tribute to Tolarus
0:10:55 – Exquisite Manlove and the White Power Coalition
0:35:55 – Felson’s Gay Baby
0:40:45 – Bleeped
1:03:15 - BOZOKast Fuckups
1:14:40 – CEV and Ass 2 Mouth
1:53:16 – 420 Flyer and hair food
2:04:30 – PvP Protips
2:22:09 – Genitalia Club and Chokers of Wang
2:27:29 – Fuck you Krazy Kinux…and your little contest too
2:38:30 – Rapid Fire
2:50:20 – Outro with mucho out takes

BOZOKast Episode 11

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

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We’ve moved! Also we discuss our the BOZO Mexico Extravaganza, the mind numbing horribleness of Cult of Wang/Genitalia Club…oh, and we announce the winners of the CKIAGFEBBC.

Links mentioned in the show:

  • Qece – This man is a pedophile
  • CKIAGFEBBC – The contest winners announced.
  • HULK! – One pissed of High Sec mining Ruskie
  • UK – Faggin’ it up
  • Cult of Wang/Genitalia Club – LOL…Only 59%…
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    If you’re a dumbass and close the inpage player, go to the feed and you can download it.

    BOZOKast Episode 10

    Friday, August 28th, 2009

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    In this episode, find we’ve got more invaluable The PvP tips, what we like and dislike about the latest patch and hear about a failed spy, the evil White Power Coalition and the heroics of an HVAC Wizard.

    Links mentioned in the show:

  • CKIAGFEBBC – The most awesome blog contest ever…and the prize list!
  • Podded Podcast – They suck so little, we can almost stand to listen to them
  • Galactic Water Cooler – SciFi podcast that also doesn’t suck cock
  • Sign up for our BOZOKast feed here

    If you’re a dumbass and close the inpage player, go to the feed and you can download it.