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Go update your iTunes subscription and be ready for the awesomeness of the BOZOKast in Technicolor. This will be the last blog post on clownpunchers.net until we bring the corporation back alive.

Adios.

The BOZOKast team recently caught up with Evil Pookie. Battleclinic stat lover and self proclaimed leader of BURN EDEN. He is with us to discuss how he is awesome, how his corp isn’t, and how you don’t ever want to compare your stats to his because he is all about the individual and his corp can go fuck itself.

Spectre announces the winners of his contest, Helicity sounds like shit, Curse update and why the Voice of BOZO doesn’t have a man lover…all this and more in this episode of BOZOKast!

• Hulkageddon 2010
• Spectre’s Contest
• Gentlemen Clubs Mighty Contribution; Leading the Hard Fights!

We said on the BOZOKast that we would link the winners from Spectre’s contest, but I changed our mind. I don’t want to give it away without you experiencing the full awesomeness of the podcast.

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So put on your thinking caps and stick your minds in the gutter and submit your best Valentine’s Day limerick. We will collect all of your submissions and we will have our special guest read the best five in her super sexy Valentine’s Day voice. The one we select as the best out of the top five will receive a T-shirt with their limerick on it!

Submissions must be received by 31 Jan 2009 to be eligible. You can submit your limerick by leaving a comment on this post, sending an EVEmail to Clown Mistress, or emailing them to queb  at clownpunchers.net. The special guest will be revealed on 01 Feb 2009 after the submission deadline.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29

Yes, we love the BOZOKast. A question we always get is “What do you think about the other EVE podcasts?” Obviously we feel BOZOKast is the fucking best because if wer thought there was one as good or better, we wouldn’t waste our time doing our own. But mainly we don’t talk about others we like because it is so much easier and funner to talk about stuff you hate. So for all those asking, here is a completely unbiased BOZO rating of other EVE podcasts.

To set this up. I really really want to like other EVE podcasts. Today I decided to load up the MP3 player with the slew of of EVE podcasts that are out there (including ours) and listen to two episodes of every one and post a small review on our site and how they stack up directly against our podcast.

To keep this as unbiased and fair as possible, I loaded up two episodes of of each podcast. From the middle portion of a random season. I kept them paired together and made a podcast play list and I forced myself to listen to each one all the way thru no matter how much I wanted to stab my fucking ears out and tie my balls and neck up and hang myself to death in a closet.

The reviews below are not in order of suck, they are in order they were listened to. Links are provided to the podcasts that are worth a shit, the rest can go fuck themselves and you shouldn’t bother.

Review: Declarations of War (Noir.)

Boring. Intro music was faggoty standard issue EVE podcast bullshit. You make even your good fights sound boring. It is more entertaining to look at your KB and just imagine how it happened cause when you guys describe it makes me glad I wasn’t there. Also stop playing background music OVER FUCKING EVERYTHING. Turn on some good quality talk radio, some NPR or something fade that shit out and let the voices shine through. Some of you guys sound all timid and shit on the mic too which I can’t understand for 10+ episodes. Overall this shit sucked and bored me to death. Best part was deleting the files from my MP3 player.

Summary: Waste of time and bandwidth. Don’t listen to it unless you’re a Noir. fanboi or in the corp and are just looking to jerk each other off and rub it on your nipples because this isn’t entertaining for the outsider at all. Not Recommended.

Review: The Planet Risk Show

Mildly entertaining when compared to some others in the list, but when compared to the BOZOKast, this thing sucked shit. A bit better intro, but then it went down hill with some technoish faggy shit. They also decided to do the lets play fucking music for ever to distract you from how poor the podcast actually is. There is a reason I turn off the environment fucking sounds when I play EVE, I don’t want it in my podcasts! Fade it in and out! Their description of encounters were better than some, but you’ll want to stop listening after 20 minutes of this shit.

Summary: Turn this in to 15-30 minute max podcast and it won’t suck as much shit because if you troll through the 3-hours of suicide educing drivel you’ll maybe pick up 30 minutes of good content and that is being generous. Not Recommended.

Review: PODDED Podcast

Intro was good. They do the background effects properly; Other shows please listen to how and when they fade it in and out and then copy them so you can do it properly you fucking assholes. The content itself is mostly work safe so for the most part I found it mildly entertaining at best, but they move quickly from topic to topic at a pace that keeps me from hitting the [X] even without the quantity of poop, mom, and cock jokes I’d like to hear. The accuracy of the content for the most part is good and I didn’t want to razor blade my asshole after listening.

Summary: Well put together, good quality, and well edited. Not my cup of tea, but this is a BOZO approved podcast. Recommended.

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Review: Missions Collide

Intro was short and good. They plugged some $$$ making sponsor shit, I like that even if the hosting company they promote is shit. For carebears this was actually more entertaining that the sorry excuse for a podcast of some of the others I listened to. They made their ISK making, PvP attempts, and carebearing exploits sound interesting. They spent just enough time on each topic without lingering too much. Much like PODDED it was a little too tame for my taste and I felt like it was in lack of some good ol’ fashion smack.

Summary: I would call it boring, but not shit like Drone Bay or the Noir podcast. I can deal with boring because it just means their subject matter isn’t relating to me. The British guy is better than the EDIT: Canadian prick. Recommended w/ Reservations.

Listen Here.

Review: Warp Drive Active

They haven’t done a new one in a while (as of this blog post), but I still included them cause they did a lot of them. Usually shitty intros. Another one who really violates the music playing the whole fucking time they talk, fucking awful. Also the content is just COAD and the News and Dev blog RSS recorded in annoying voices. They aren’t funny and their jokes are boring and dry whether you’re from the US or a limey from the UK. Maybe it is a good thing they haven’t done one in a while cause they are shit.

Summary: Don’t waste your time. You’d be better off playing techno while you rape your sister. Not Recommended.

Review: Fly Reckless

I am really tired of these fucking podcasts and typing this blog post by now. So I’ll make these last few quick. I this one is OK … like fucking a fat ugly chick, I mean you’re still getting fucked right? Not super annoying. Doesn’t suck shit out of my asshole like the Noir podcast or WDA. Looking forward to WTFFTW.

Summary: Good enough to not make you kill yourself and listen again. Recommended w/ Reservations.

Listen Here.

Review: The Drone Bay

This thing is straight fucking garbage. Boring circle jerking by people who aren’t even awesome. I hope they all pile in to a van and get killed in car crash.

Summary: Save yourself from a early death via suicide, skip this worthless pile of shit. Not Recommended!

Review: MicroWarp: Cast (It’s dead, but we hate CrazyKinux)

Hosted by a giant faggot. His Canadian accent on radio makes you want smack yourself in the face with a hammer. The content is dry, boring, and uninteresting. It will also take anything that had potential to be interesting and turn it in to useless pile of shit. It is a couple years out of date now, but the site for it is still up so I wanted to slam it just because it sucks so hard. I’m glad this piece of shit failed and only did three episodes.

Summary: This type of awful pile of shit is the reason the BOZOKast exists. To make up for extra shit suck this causes the internet my making it more awesome! Oh right, Not Recommended!

The first episode of Season 2! We talk about the New Year, being back in Curse, Tolarus and his legal trouble, we touch on Hulkageddon 2010, and give you some insider information on what you can expect from BOZO @ Fanfest 2010.

• Hulkageddon 2010! 7th Jan 2010 through 14th Jan 2010.
• Run hypocrites run. Now bring more and still not win!
• We get our shit pushed in and don’t like it at all.
• Challenge: Find an out numbered fight with more than 20 involved.
• “Its not just a fucking game, this is serious to some people!!”.

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All the years awesomeness all in one convenient 3 hour BOZOKast….Happy fuckin’ birthday baby Jesus!

Here’s a timeline for those of you who are too big of pussies to sit through the whole thing:

0:01:45 – Tribute to Tolarus
0:10:55 – Exquisite Manlove and the White Power Coalition
0:35:55 – Felson’s Gay Baby
0:40:45 – Bleeped
1:03:15 - BOZOKast Fuckups
1:14:40 – CEV and Ass 2 Mouth
1:53:16 – 420 Flyer and hair food
2:04:30 – PvP Protips
2:22:09 – Genitalia Club and Chokers of Wang
2:27:29 – Fuck you Krazy Kinux…and your little contest too
2:38:30 – Rapid Fire
2:50:20 – Outro with mucho out takes

We’ve moved! Also we discuss our the BOZO Mexico Extravaganza, the mind numbing horribleness of Cult of Wang/Genitalia Club…oh, and we announce the winners of the CKIAGFEBBC.

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In this episode, find we’ve got more invaluable The PvP tips, what we like and dislike about the latest patch and hear about a failed spy, the evil White Power Coalition and the heroics of an HVAC Wizard.

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