Valentine’s Day is approaching and we need your help. We have a special non-BOZO guest for BOZOKast 13 and she will be reading the best Valentine’s Day limericks that you guys submit to us.

So put on your thinking caps and stick your minds in the gutter and submit your best Valentine’s Day limerick. We will collect all of your submissions and we will have our special guest read the best five in her super sexy Valentine’s Day voice. The one we select as the best out of the top five will receive a T-shirt with their limerick on it!

Submissions must be received by 31 Jan 2009 to be eligible. You can submit your limerick by leaving a comment on this post, sending an EVEmail to Clown Mistress, or emailing them to queb  at clownpunchers.net. The special guest will be revealed on 01 Feb 2009 after the submission deadline.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29

The CKIAGFEBBC needs one more entry so we can bring it to a close and give the winners their prizes. So quit fucking around and write your post.

We are still waiting for the entry minimum before we end the first ever CKIAGFEBBC , I finally had some time to post up the prize list which I figured might motivate some of you to actually write up a post.

Here are the prizes available and how they will be issued.

1. First place – pick two + a custom BOZO shirt.
2. Second place – pick one.
3. Third place – we pick one.

I didn’t even really want to give second and third place anything cause you are really just losers anyway, but I am in a good mood as I write this up. Here are the available prizes.

• EVE Shot Glass
• EVE Beer Mug
• EVE Keychain Bottle Opener
• EVE Hat
• EVE Zippo lighter
• EVE Mug: Colonization

There ya go, so get to it.

The first installment of the CrazyKinux Is a Giant Faggot EVE Blog Banter Contest, the when ever we want blogging contest created by Clown Punchers. to show the giant homo CrazyKinux how to run an unbiased blogging contest. This contest involved who ever the fuck wants to take the time to write a blog post about the topic we choose, include the introduction at the top of their blog post and the list of participants at the end. Pretty fucking simple.

The entries will be judged by Teister and myself (Queb) and review for spelling and grammar by the half a dozen English graduates we have in the corp. The top five responses will receive prizes. The first place prize is a custom one of a kind work safe button down. The other four prizes will be announced later, but we can assure you the coveted key chain will make an appearance.

Question:

The question we pose to our fellow bloggers for the first installment of the CKIAGFEBBC is, “What is the thing you hate/dislike most about the player run corporation you are in.”

List of participants:

[ To the participants, please ensure you include the Question at the top of your post as well as the list of participants at the end of your post. ]