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We’ve been doing this to EvE for over 2 years…(NSFW)

It’s time for us to say adiós to EvE.

I won’t bore you with why we’re closing out doors. It’s none of your fucking business
I’m not going to say stupid faggoty shit like ‘we’ll be back! Just you wait and see!’. We might, we might not, it’s none of your fucking business.
BOZOKast will continue, because BOZO is bigger than EvE. More on that later.

Thank you to the following:

Yakuza/The Church
0utbreak
Stimulus (just them, not the rest of their faggoty alliance)
The blowjob queen Mynxee
The blowjob king Helicity
The gimp in a box known as Spectre

BOZO played EvE to fight…win, lose or draw. Rarely was there a fight we backed down from, never was there an enemy we bowed to. We never hid in our station until we could form a 40 man fag fleet, we never ran from even numbers, we never played this game like a bunch of fucking little bitches.

I will say this: if BOZO has ever smacked you in local and you said to yourself, “this is nothing but a bunch of nonsense. It’s their schtick…it’s just what they do, they don’t mean any of it.’ You were wrong. We meant everything we ever said. We hated you and everything about you. We hated how you play the game, we hated the fact your mother fucked some asshole and made you, we hated your wife, your kids, your fucking friends, your dog and your whole existence and everything in it. If we told you we wanted to fuck your mom in her mouth while a dog ate peanut butter off her flappy pussy, then we meant it. We weren’t kidding.

We always heard you faggots out there accuse us as being teenager, emo kids and the like. I would like you to know that BOZO was filled with nothing but old guys. We were all at least 25 years old, the average being about 35. Almost everyone was a professional in real life, ranging from medical doctors, scientists, engineers, police officers, soldiers, programmers…the list goes on. Even out of game, we were better than you.

There was no better ran, more organized or all around awesome corp than BOZO. There were no better pilots in all of EvE than our worst BOZO. Those of you who were in BOZO know that’s the truth and those that weren’t will never experience the awesomeness of Clown Punchers Syndicate.

Yeah, we’ve been on a vacation. Fuck you, we’ll get a new BOZOKast out when we fucking feel like it.

In other news, Tolarus has been busy getting ready for Easter:

Allegedly, BOZO friend and all around douchebag Spectre is taking a sabbatical from EvE. I call bullshit believing he wasn’t breast fed as a child and needs some extra love from the EvE masses. But just in case I have submitted an entry for his exit contest:

THE SPECTRE-IS-THE-BEST-PIRATE-
AND-PILOT-EVER-IN-EVE-ONLINE-
FOR-REALSIES CONTEST

I decided to kidnap some blond bimbo and using my wife’s dull knitting needle, I tattooed my submission into her whore back. This is probably NSFW, so click at your own discretion….
(more…)

There is obviously already a million posts out there about Hulkageddon II, but this one will obviously be the best because it is on the BOZO blog! If you haven’t heard you are most likely a dumb queer bag anyway.

I wanted to do a quick post for those in small corps or with useless alts who are not sure how to get involved. Remember it is not too late! Hulkageddon runs for 1 week and in just 23 hours of training (use EVEmon to establish the best plan) you can have a Minmatar noob character in a Thrasher shooting 280mm artillery loaded with Republic Fleet EMP. A small corp who can field just 10 pilots and an Orca for resupplying can have their fill of high-sec ganking with a very small ISK and time investment and have the chance at huge prizes! So don’t be a bitch, get out there, get ganking. There is still time!

Look for BOZO in the form of 8020! We will be out in force and giving updates on Twitter.

Ok we are finally getting around to it as so many people have requested “Link me on your blog, my blog is cool and shit too” …

Ok, so we are adding 10 (only 10) blogs to our blogroll. If you want your blog to be one of the 10 featured and linked from the BOZO blog respond to this post and a comment and a link to your blog.

We will also be freshening up site links as well, so submit those too. We will consider those different than blogs and we’ll be adding 5 (only 5) of them. 1 spot already taken by battleDB.com so 4 really.

After a week or so, we will big the blogs we like best and they will forever become part of the BOZO blog roll (unless they start sucking balls).

For two years, this magnificant alliance has been raping, fucking, killing and sodomizing our fellow inhabitants of EvE. What started as a menage e trois of three corps (Fabul, DAFT and Aonyma) has now become a very successful enterprise where pvp continues to flourish and shit covered cocks abound.

As time goes on, I’m still happy to say that the core values of BOZO has remained the same. We still have numerous fleets every day, we continue to provide probably the best ship replacement system in the game to our pilots and we refuse to become a bloated alliance full of carebears. No POS warfare. No sov. No blob. No faggotry.

I’d like to thank everyone involved in BOZO. I’d like to thank Queb for being co-mastermind in this alliance, all the directors for keeping insurance paid, our retards in line and our boys stocked up with shit. I’d like to thank all of you BOZO fans out there, even the wallflowers who follow us with the creepiness of that overly touchy uncle on your mom’s side.

So here’s to yet another year of keeping this crazy shit together!

Yes…it’s been a while.I know. Please stop with the EvE mails.

This is a brief update on the most awesome alliance in EvE.

BOZOKast
I have decided to end the 09 season. New episodes will start in January. There will, however, be an orgasmic ‘Best of BOZOKast/Chistmas Spectacular’ episode this month. Stay tuned!

8020 Motherfuckers
On a lark, BOZO has created a low sec corp, 8020. All of our characters are all named the same (80208020802080208020 (if you don’t know how we did this, you’re a fucking moron and should go away)). All 8020 pilots look like Lenny Kravitz (Brutor) and train up just enough to fly T1 fitted Rifter, Thrasher and Rupture. We’ve had limited ops in various low sec areas with quite a bit of success.

8020 Killboard

We have done this for a number of reasons:
-There’s nothing funnier to us than to jump into a system and start smack talking with 15 dudes named 80208020802080208020. It really pisses people off oddly enough.
-BOZO pilots, by and large, are horrible pilots. Terrible…awful. Flying a two week old character around in a rifter or thrasher really hones those basic life prolonging skills.
-Curse and surrounding regions during the weekdays is boring as hell, especially Mondays and Wednesdays. This gives us something to do rather than roam 50 jumps to kill a Brutix.

Clown Punchers
We’re still in Curse. We’re still killing shit. Not a whole lot has changed there.

When we first moved back to Curse, Dirt Nap Squad was very active there. If you’re not familiar with these faggots, they’re your typical stealth bomber/recon hot dropping entity. They’re very skittish and seemed to be happy to drop 30 ships on single targets then talk about how awesome they are.

They were active until this. After our thorough mouth raping of their pathetic attempt to engage us, they have completely disappeared. Wheird…

Genitalia Club/Cult of Wang are still relatively active in Curse. Genitalia Club has sov up in Scalding Pass as it’s a really lame region and nobody else wants it. Their pets, Cult of Wang, still ‘hold’ Great Wildlands for the same reason. They still won’t undock unless they’re in a 30+ man fleet, full of shit ships. Occasionally they will have a smaller fleet with a bigger blobesque fleet a few jumps away. The smaller fleet will never engage us, despite outnumbering us, and usually runs back to the daddy fleet. Pathetic.

We’re recruiting, as usual. If you want pure unadulterated PvP, click the link over there for more info…

Clown Punchers will turn 2 years old on December 9th. We do have some special events planned within the corp and it might behoove you to be in the area for some lul packed killing.

That’s it.

Fucking your mothers! But the next BOZOKast is coming, chuck full of all new wild adventures, sordid tales, Dirt Nap Squad faggotry, and the usual shenanigans. So help yourself to the mini bar and stay tuned.

We are back from our BOZO Extravaganza in Mexico and upon return I found the last invalid entry was corrected so now the contest can officially end, so we got 10 entries for the CKIAGFEBBC and we will be announcing the winners in the next BOZOKAST and posting them up on the blog shortly after that so keep checking back.