Allegedly, BOZO friend and all around douchebag Spectre is taking a sabbatical from EvE. I call bullshit believing he wasn’t breast fed as a child and needs some extra love from the EvE masses. But just in case I have submitted an entry for his exit contest:

THE SPECTRE-IS-THE-BEST-PIRATE-
AND-PILOT-EVER-IN-EVE-ONLINE-
FOR-REALSIES CONTEST

I decided to kidnap some blond bimbo and using my wife’s dull knitting needle, I tattooed my submission into her whore back. This is probably NSFW, so click at your own discretion….
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There is obviously already a million posts out there about Hulkageddon II, but this one will obviously be the best because it is on the BOZO blog! If you haven’t heard you are most likely a dumb queer bag anyway.

I wanted to do a quick post for those in small corps or with useless alts who are not sure how to get involved. Remember it is not too late! Hulkageddon runs for 1 week and in just 23 hours of training (use EVEmon to establish the best plan) you can have a Minmatar noob character in a Thrasher shooting 280mm artillery loaded with Republic Fleet EMP. A small corp who can field just 10 pilots and an Orca for resupplying can have their fill of high-sec ganking with a very small ISK and time investment and have the chance at huge prizes! So don’t be a bitch, get out there, get ganking. There is still time!

Look for BOZO in the form of 8020! We will be out in force and giving updates on Twitter.

Ok we are finally getting around to it as so many people have requested “Link me on your blog, my blog is cool and shit too” …

Ok, so we are adding 10 (only 10) blogs to our blogroll. If you want your blog to be one of the 10 featured and linked from the BOZO blog respond to this post and a comment and a link to your blog.

We will also be freshening up site links as well, so submit those too. We will consider those different than blogs and we’ll be adding 5 (only 5) of them. 1 spot already taken by battleDB.com so 4 really.

After a week or so, we will big the blogs we like best and they will forever become part of the BOZO blog roll (unless they start sucking balls).

For two years, this magnificant alliance has been raping, fucking, killing and sodomizing our fellow inhabitants of EvE. What started as a menage e trois of three corps (Fabul, DAFT and Aonyma) has now become a very successful enterprise where pvp continues to flourish and shit covered cocks abound.

As time goes on, I’m still happy to say that the core values of BOZO has remained the same. We still have numerous fleets every day, we continue to provide probably the best ship replacement system in the game to our pilots and we refuse to become a bloated alliance full of carebears. No POS warfare. No sov. No blob. No faggotry.

I’d like to thank everyone involved in BOZO. I’d like to thank Queb for being co-mastermind in this alliance, all the directors for keeping insurance paid, our retards in line and our boys stocked up with shit. I’d like to thank all of you BOZO fans out there, even the wallflowers who follow us with the creepiness of that overly touchy uncle on your mom’s side.

So here’s to yet another year of keeping this crazy shit together!

Yes…it’s been a while.I know. Please stop with the EvE mails.

This is a brief update on the most awesome alliance in EvE.

BOZOKast
I have decided to end the 09 season. New episodes will start in January. There will, however, be an orgasmic ‘Best of BOZOKast/Chistmas Spectacular’ episode this month. Stay tuned!

8020 Motherfuckers
On a lark, BOZO has created a low sec corp, 8020. All of our characters are all named the same (80208020802080208020 (if you don’t know how we did this, you’re a fucking moron and should go away)). All 8020 pilots look like Lenny Kravitz (Brutor) and train up just enough to fly T1 fitted Rifter, Thrasher and Rupture. We’ve had limited ops in various low sec areas with quite a bit of success.

8020 Killboard

We have done this for a number of reasons:
-There’s nothing funnier to us than to jump into a system and start smack talking with 15 dudes named 80208020802080208020. It really pisses people off oddly enough.
-BOZO pilots, by and large, are horrible pilots. Terrible…awful. Flying a two week old character around in a rifter or thrasher really hones those basic life prolonging skills.
-Curse and surrounding regions during the weekdays is boring as hell, especially Mondays and Wednesdays. This gives us something to do rather than roam 50 jumps to kill a Brutix.

Clown Punchers
We’re still in Curse. We’re still killing shit. Not a whole lot has changed there.

When we first moved back to Curse, Dirt Nap Squad was very active there. If you’re not familiar with these faggots, they’re your typical stealth bomber/recon hot dropping entity. They’re very skittish and seemed to be happy to drop 30 ships on single targets then talk about how awesome they are.

They were active until this. After our thorough mouth raping of their pathetic attempt to engage us, they have completely disappeared. Wheird…

Genitalia Club/Cult of Wang are still relatively active in Curse. Genitalia Club has sov up in Scalding Pass as it’s a really lame region and nobody else wants it. Their pets, Cult of Wang, still ‘hold’ Great Wildlands for the same reason. They still won’t undock unless they’re in a 30+ man fleet, full of shit ships. Occasionally they will have a smaller fleet with a bigger blobesque fleet a few jumps away. The smaller fleet will never engage us, despite outnumbering us, and usually runs back to the daddy fleet. Pathetic.

We’re recruiting, as usual. If you want pure unadulterated PvP, click the link over there for more info…

Clown Punchers will turn 2 years old on December 9th. We do have some special events planned within the corp and it might behoove you to be in the area for some lul packed killing.

That’s it.

Fucking your mothers! But the next BOZOKast is coming, chuck full of all new wild adventures, sordid tales, Dirt Nap Squad faggotry, and the usual shenanigans. So help yourself to the mini bar and stay tuned.

We are back from our BOZO Extravaganza in Mexico and upon return I found the last invalid entry was corrected so now the contest can officially end, so we got 10 entries for the CKIAGFEBBC and we will be announcing the winners in the next BOZOKAST and posting them up on the blog shortly after that so keep checking back.

-Quebnaric in Coding Fever Mode-

BOZOkast 10 is in the works and coming soon! Some of us have been pretty busy as of late, work, school, getting shit caught up before our big BOZO Extravaganza in Mexico next month, etc, but we haven’t forgotten about you.

CKIAGFEBBC is a go but we still need more entries! Based on our number of dedicated listeners… get off your asses and write! We will be posting a list of the available prizes that might provide you with some more incentive to get those creative writing juices flowing.

Stay tuned fuckers,
Tolarus

I caught wind of a group of Stella Polaris in the area of 8V-SJJ in Syndicate that were apparently trying to probe out some other small hostile gang (Strip Miners I think). I get a quick gang together and beat feet their way.

I find out their gang consisted of: 4 interceptors, 2 logistics, 2 Curse, 2 Drake, Falcon, Rook, Harbinger 3, Hurricane, 2 Drakes, Ishtar, Onyx, Rapier and a Sabre. BOZO fleet was only 15 with mixed tackle and a few BCs.

By the time we formed up and got moving, our scout found them on the PF-346 gate in FD-MLJ. As some of you may already know, PF-346 is home to the Perma-Gatecamp of Faggotry that CH holds day in and day out.

I had planned on taking my fleet to another gate (X-M2LR) and see if they would follow. I had assumed that the Stella Polaris fleet was actually looking for a fight and the fact that they had superior numbers, ECM and logistical support, they would chase us. But I had underestimated their FC’s ability to be the biggest pussy ever seen in the EvE Universe. (more…)

We’ve heard your voices and we have received literally hundreds of emails demanding that we provide you with your next fix of BOZOcast goodness. Folks, a lot of things have been going on over the past few weeks that have kept our plate full, but we have not forgotten about you.

From seriously and repeatedly dick stomping a complete cunt of a fucktard named Dunbar and his lack luster alliance of mental retardation, work schedules, marijuana addiction recovery and the fucking NHL® Playoffs. All of these have been contributing factors affecting several of the cast and technical crew that has temporarily delayed the high quality, organically grown, hardcore, white knuckled, cornucopia of audio bliss you have come to enjoy…

fear not and stay tuned