The BOZOKast team recently caught up with Evil Pookie. Battleclinic stat lover and self proclaimed leader of BURN EDEN. He is with us to discuss how he is awesome, how his corp isn’t, and how you don’t ever want to compare your stats to his because he is all about the individual and his corp can go fuck itself.

Spectre announces the winners of his contest, Helicity sounds like shit, Curse update and why the Voice of BOZO doesn’t have a man lover…all this and more in this episode of BOZOKast!

• Hulkageddon 2010
• Spectre’s Contest
• Gentlemen Clubs Mighty Contribution; Leading the Hard Fights!

We said on the BOZOKast that we would link the winners from Spectre’s contest, but I changed our mind. I don’t want to give it away without you experiencing the full awesomeness of the podcast.

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The first episode of Season 2! We talk about the New Year, being back in Curse, Tolarus and his legal trouble, we touch on Hulkageddon 2010, and give you some insider information on what you can expect from BOZO @ Fanfest 2010.

• Hulkageddon 2010! 7th Jan 2010 through 14th Jan 2010.
• Run hypocrites run. Now bring more and still not win!
• We get our shit pushed in and don’t like it at all.
• Challenge: Find an out numbered fight with more than 20 involved.
• “Its not just a fucking game, this is serious to some people!!”.

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All the years awesomeness all in one convenient 3 hour BOZOKast….Happy fuckin’ birthday baby Jesus!

Here’s a timeline for those of you who are too big of pussies to sit through the whole thing:

0:01:45 – Tribute to Tolarus
0:10:55 – Exquisite Manlove and the White Power Coalition
0:35:55 – Felson’s Gay Baby
0:40:45 – Bleeped
1:03:15 - BOZOKast Fuckups
1:14:40 – CEV and Ass 2 Mouth
1:53:16 – 420 Flyer and hair food
2:04:30 – PvP Protips
2:22:09 – Genitalia Club and Chokers of Wang
2:27:29 – Fuck you Krazy Kinux…and your little contest too
2:38:30 – Rapid Fire
2:50:20 – Outro with mucho out takes

We’ve moved! Also we discuss our the BOZO Mexico Extravaganza, the mind numbing horribleness of Cult of Wang/Genitalia Club…oh, and we announce the winners of the CKIAGFEBBC.

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In this episode, find we’ve got more invaluable The PvP tips, what we like and dislike about the latest patch and hear about a failed spy, the evil White Power Coalition and the heroics of an HVAC Wizard.

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In this episode we talk about…

• Why we are awesome.
• Why CrazyKinux sucks fucking balls and his faggot contest sucked balls.
• More BattleDB.com pushing.
• We talk about some recent fights (which will be on BattleDB.com)
• We announce our own contest (watch this blog for details!)
• … and much much more.

Links mentioned in the show.

• BattleDB.com
• Fail Contest of Faggotry
• Sons of Tangra Battle Summary
• Resurrection Battle Summary

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Syndicate Update, PvP tips for the newb pilot and preludes to the BOZO coverage of the alliance tournament

Links From This Episode

• Help us Cry Havoc…you’re our only hope!

• SoT get’s smoked, prelude to Masia’s meltdown

• BattleDB.com…go here, right now, sign up and start posting battle reports!

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Masia threatens me…with Real Life ™ Violence! (click continue reading morons…)

[02:28:06] Teister > gladly
[02:28:08] Masia > lol o/
[02:28:16] Masia > anytime brother
[02:28:17] Teister > ‘pvp for real’
[02:28:25] Masia > yhea 4 real
[02:28:28] Masia > i live in CT
[02:28:34] Masia > ill meet you
[02:28:35] Teister > neat, i live in tx…
[02:28:57] Masia > well my boy is in fort hood ill visit him december
[02:29:06] Masia > maybe we say hi to eachother
[02:30:04] Teister > cool
[02:30:10] Teister > come to georgetown
[02:30:20] Teister > tough guy, let me know….
[02:30:39] Teister > of course, you won’t
[02:30:49] Teister > because you’re an internet tough guy
[02:30:58] Masia > ok sure
[02:31:02] Teister > it’s a testiment though
[02:31:10] Masia > heres mine (he didn’t give it….)
[02:31:33] Teister > you have to resort to challenging me to a fight in real life
[02:31:46] Teister > because you can’t handle me or my alliance in game
[02:33:12] Teister > really, at this point, we have won eve as far as we see your alliance
[02:33:25] Masia > sure
[02:33:30] Teister > oh yeah
[02:33:38] Masia > when im running fleet you dont get shit
[02:33:39] Teister > you have essentially threatened me in rl
[02:33:41] Teister > i win
[02:33:43] Masia > i own your fc’s
[02:33:47] Masia > podcast that
[02:33:52] Teister > sure thing
[02:34:07] Teister > but you could win every engagement with us from now on
[02:34:16] Teister > and i know that we’ve gotten so far under your skin
[02:34:32] Teister > that you needed to want to fight in rl
[02:34:39] Teister > you cannot fail anymore than that
[02:34:47] Masia > fukc you
[02:35:04] Teister > and still, at the end of the day, you know deep down that everything we say and do is true
[02:35:10] Teister > you’re in a fail alliance
[02:35:19] Teister > you will never be better than us
[02:35:23] Teister > and it pisses you off

Don’t miss this episode! Syndicate update, now with 50% more faggotryness, Know a Bozo, the upcoming alliance tournament and why CCP should go fuck itself. Oh, and two chicks sucking…

Links From This Episode

• Vangaurd showed some balls…then we stomped them

• Sorry LeTrange, but this shit is funny…

• EvE Dev blog for the fail Alliance Tournament coming up

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The BOZOKast team recently caught up with Dunbar Regan, leader of CeV to discuss his lifestyle, his alliance of fail and other neat things!