The first episode of Season 2! We talk about the New Year, being back in Curse, Tolarus and his legal trouble, we touch on Hulkageddon 2010, and give you some insider information on what you can expect from BOZO @ Fanfest 2010.

• Hulkageddon 2010! 7th Jan 2010 through 14th Jan 2010.
• Run hypocrites run. Now bring more and still not win!
• We get our shit pushed in and don’t like it at all.
• Challenge: Find an out numbered fight with more than 20 involved.
• “Its not just a fucking game, this is serious to some people!!”.

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Ok we are finally getting around to it as so many people have requested “Link me on your blog, my blog is cool and shit too” …

Ok, so we are adding 10 (only 10) blogs to our blogroll. If you want your blog to be one of the 10 featured and linked from the BOZO blog respond to this post and a comment and a link to your blog.

We will also be freshening up site links as well, so submit those too. We will consider those different than blogs and we’ll be adding 5 (only 5) of them. 1 spot already taken by battleDB.com so 4 really.

After a week or so, we will big the blogs we like best and they will forever become part of the BOZO blog roll (unless they start sucking balls).

All the years awesomeness all in one convenient 3 hour BOZOKast….Happy fuckin’ birthday baby Jesus!

Here’s a timeline for those of you who are too big of pussies to sit through the whole thing:

0:01:45 – Tribute to Tolarus
0:10:55 – Exquisite Manlove and the White Power Coalition
0:35:55 – Felson’s Gay Baby
0:40:45 – Bleeped
1:03:15 - BOZOKast Fuckups
1:14:40 – CEV and Ass 2 Mouth
1:53:16 – 420 Flyer and hair food
2:04:30 – PvP Protips
2:22:09 – Genitalia Club and Chokers of Wang
2:27:29 – Fuck you Krazy Kinux…and your little contest too
2:38:30 – Rapid Fire
2:50:20 – Outro with mucho out takes

For two years, this magnificant alliance has been raping, fucking, killing and sodomizing our fellow inhabitants of EvE. What started as a menage e trois of three corps (Fabul, DAFT and Aonyma) has now become a very successful enterprise where pvp continues to flourish and shit covered cocks abound.

As time goes on, I’m still happy to say that the core values of BOZO has remained the same. We still have numerous fleets every day, we continue to provide probably the best ship replacement system in the game to our pilots and we refuse to become a bloated alliance full of carebears. No POS warfare. No sov. No blob. No faggotry.

I’d like to thank everyone involved in BOZO. I’d like to thank Queb for being co-mastermind in this alliance, all the directors for keeping insurance paid, our retards in line and our boys stocked up with shit. I’d like to thank all of you BOZO fans out there, even the wallflowers who follow us with the creepiness of that overly touchy uncle on your mom’s side.

So here’s to yet another year of keeping this crazy shit together!

Version 2.something.1

Well its way over due that we get back into the habit of sharing the ridiculous amount of idiots we destroy and those who think they know how to fit their ships. You might think that with the wealth of knowledge out there along with a certain degree of common sense that seeing examples like the following wouldn’t be that common, well you would be wrong.

*This Tempest will help me to better protect my valuables in 0.0!

*Why completely fit a ship when empty slots make you fly faster

*Ahh yes, the vaunted shield tanked, multi-spec, salvaging, cyno falcon!
(You can see how emotional Gentlemen’s Club really are in the comments)

*Why just focus on armor or shield when you can have best of both worlds

*I think you forgot something

*Why fit and fly it or use a jump freighter when you can just haul it in a defenseless Industrial ship

*LOL more multi-specs, that code breaker should also come in handy with PvP
(yes even after they hid from us in a POS for 45 minutes they still brought this to the fight)

*Throwing isk into a ship wont make you a better pilot

*I’m not exactly sure what sensor type this ship uses but this one says it covers them all

*The value of this ships hull alone will make it more affective in The PvP

Yes…it’s been a while.I know. Please stop with the EvE mails.

This is a brief update on the most awesome alliance in EvE.

BOZOKast
I have decided to end the 09 season. New episodes will start in January. There will, however, be an orgasmic ‘Best of BOZOKast/Chistmas Spectacular’ episode this month. Stay tuned!

8020 Motherfuckers
On a lark, BOZO has created a low sec corp, 8020. All of our characters are all named the same (80208020802080208020 (if you don’t know how we did this, you’re a fucking moron and should go away)). All 8020 pilots look like Lenny Kravitz (Brutor) and train up just enough to fly T1 fitted Rifter, Thrasher and Rupture. We’ve had limited ops in various low sec areas with quite a bit of success.

8020 Killboard

We have done this for a number of reasons:
-There’s nothing funnier to us than to jump into a system and start smack talking with 15 dudes named 80208020802080208020. It really pisses people off oddly enough.
-BOZO pilots, by and large, are horrible pilots. Terrible…awful. Flying a two week old character around in a rifter or thrasher really hones those basic life prolonging skills.
-Curse and surrounding regions during the weekdays is boring as hell, especially Mondays and Wednesdays. This gives us something to do rather than roam 50 jumps to kill a Brutix.

Clown Punchers
We’re still in Curse. We’re still killing shit. Not a whole lot has changed there.

When we first moved back to Curse, Dirt Nap Squad was very active there. If you’re not familiar with these faggots, they’re your typical stealth bomber/recon hot dropping entity. They’re very skittish and seemed to be happy to drop 30 ships on single targets then talk about how awesome they are.

They were active until this. After our thorough mouth raping of their pathetic attempt to engage us, they have completely disappeared. Wheird…

Genitalia Club/Cult of Wang are still relatively active in Curse. Genitalia Club has sov up in Scalding Pass as it’s a really lame region and nobody else wants it. Their pets, Cult of Wang, still ‘hold’ Great Wildlands for the same reason. They still won’t undock unless they’re in a 30+ man fleet, full of shit ships. Occasionally they will have a smaller fleet with a bigger blobesque fleet a few jumps away. The smaller fleet will never engage us, despite outnumbering us, and usually runs back to the daddy fleet. Pathetic.

We’re recruiting, as usual. If you want pure unadulterated PvP, click the link over there for more info…

Clown Punchers will turn 2 years old on December 9th. We do have some special events planned within the corp and it might behoove you to be in the area for some lul packed killing.

That’s it.

Fucking your mothers! But the next BOZOKast is coming, chuck full of all new wild adventures, sordid tales, Dirt Nap Squad faggotry, and the usual shenanigans. So help yourself to the mini bar and stay tuned.

We’ve moved! Also we discuss our the BOZO Mexico Extravaganza, the mind numbing horribleness of Cult of Wang/Genitalia Club…oh, and we announce the winners of the CKIAGFEBBC.

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We are back from our BOZO Extravaganza in Mexico and upon return I found the last invalid entry was corrected so now the contest can officially end, so we got 10 entries for the CKIAGFEBBC and we will be announcing the winners in the next BOZOKAST and posting them up on the blog shortly after that so keep checking back.

The CKIAGFEBBC needs one more entry so we can bring it to a close and give the winners their prizes. So quit fucking around and write your post.