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Well its way over due that we get back into the habit of sharing the ridiculous amount of idiots we destroy and those who think they know how to fit their ships. You might think that with the wealth of knowledge out there along with a certain degree of common sense that seeing examples like the following wouldn’t be that common, well you would be wrong.

*This Tempest will help me to better protect my valuables in 0.0!

*Why completely fit a ship when empty slots make you fly faster

*Ahh yes, the vaunted shield tanked, multi-spec, salvaging, cyno falcon!
(You can see how emotional Gentlemen’s Club really are in the comments)

*Why just focus on armor or shield when you can have best of both worlds

*I think you forgot something

*Why fit and fly it or use a jump freighter when you can just haul it in a defenseless Industrial ship

*LOL more multi-specs, that code breaker should also come in handy with PvP
(yes even after they hid from us in a POS for 45 minutes they still brought this to the fight)

*Throwing isk into a ship wont make you a better pilot

*I’m not exactly sure what sensor type this ship uses but this one says it covers them all

*The value of this ships hull alone will make it more affective in The PvP

Yes…it’s been a while.I know. Please stop with the EvE mails.

This is a brief update on the most awesome alliance in EvE.

BOZOKast
I have decided to end the 09 season. New episodes will start in January. There will, however, be an orgasmic ‘Best of BOZOKast/Chistmas Spectacular’ episode this month. Stay tuned!

8020 Motherfuckers
On a lark, BOZO has created a low sec corp, 8020. All of our characters are all named the same (80208020802080208020 (if you don’t know how we did this, you’re a fucking moron and should go away)). All 8020 pilots look like Lenny Kravitz (Brutor) and train up just enough to fly T1 fitted Rifter, Thrasher and Rupture. We’ve had limited ops in various low sec areas with quite a bit of success.

8020 Killboard

We have done this for a number of reasons:
-There’s nothing funnier to us than to jump into a system and start smack talking with 15 dudes named 80208020802080208020. It really pisses people off oddly enough.
-BOZO pilots, by and large, are horrible pilots. Terrible…awful. Flying a two week old character around in a rifter or thrasher really hones those basic life prolonging skills.
-Curse and surrounding regions during the weekdays is boring as hell, especially Mondays and Wednesdays. This gives us something to do rather than roam 50 jumps to kill a Brutix.

Clown Punchers
We’re still in Curse. We’re still killing shit. Not a whole lot has changed there.

When we first moved back to Curse, Dirt Nap Squad was very active there. If you’re not familiar with these faggots, they’re your typical stealth bomber/recon hot dropping entity. They’re very skittish and seemed to be happy to drop 30 ships on single targets then talk about how awesome they are.

They were active until this. After our thorough mouth raping of their pathetic attempt to engage us, they have completely disappeared. Wheird…

Genitalia Club/Cult of Wang are still relatively active in Curse. Genitalia Club has sov up in Scalding Pass as it’s a really lame region and nobody else wants it. Their pets, Cult of Wang, still ‘hold’ Great Wildlands for the same reason. They still won’t undock unless they’re in a 30+ man fleet, full of shit ships. Occasionally they will have a smaller fleet with a bigger blobesque fleet a few jumps away. The smaller fleet will never engage us, despite outnumbering us, and usually runs back to the daddy fleet. Pathetic.

We’re recruiting, as usual. If you want pure unadulterated PvP, click the link over there for more info…

Clown Punchers will turn 2 years old on December 9th. We do have some special events planned within the corp and it might behoove you to be in the area for some lul packed killing.

That’s it.

Fucking your mothers! But the next BOZOKast is coming, chuck full of all new wild adventures, sordid tales, Dirt Nap Squad faggotry, and the usual shenanigans. So help yourself to the mini bar and stay tuned.

We’ve moved! Also we discuss our the BOZO Mexico Extravaganza, the mind numbing horribleness of Cult of Wang/Genitalia Club…oh, and we announce the winners of the CKIAGFEBBC.

Links mentioned in the show:

Sign up for our BOZOKast feed here

If you’re a dumbass and close the inpage player, go to the feed and you can download it.

We are back from our BOZO Extravaganza in Mexico and upon return I found the last invalid entry was corrected so now the contest can officially end, so we got 10 entries for the CKIAGFEBBC and we will be announcing the winners in the next BOZOKAST and posting them up on the blog shortly after that so keep checking back.

The CKIAGFEBBC needs one more entry so we can bring it to a close and give the winners their prizes. So quit fucking around and write your post.

In this episode, find we’ve got more invaluable The PvP tips, what we like and dislike about the latest patch and hear about a failed spy, the evil White Power Coalition and the heroics of an HVAC Wizard.

Links mentioned in the show:

Sign up for our BOZOKast feed here

If you’re a dumbass and close the inpage player, go to the feed and you can download it.

We are still waiting for the entry minimum before we end the first ever CKIAGFEBBC , I finally had some time to post up the prize list which I figured might motivate some of you to actually write up a post.

Here are the prizes available and how they will be issued.

1. First place – pick two + a custom BOZO shirt.
2. Second place – pick one.
3. Third place – we pick one.

I didn’t even really want to give second and third place anything cause you are really just losers anyway, but I am in a good mood as I write this up. Here are the available prizes.

• EVE Shot Glass
• EVE Beer Mug
• EVE Keychain Bottle Opener
• EVE Hat
• EVE Zippo lighter
• EVE Mug: Colonization

There ya go, so get to it.

-Quebnaric in Coding Fever Mode-

BOZOkast 10 is in the works and coming soon! Some of us have been pretty busy as of late, work, school, getting shit caught up before our big BOZO Extravaganza in Mexico next month, etc, but we haven’t forgotten about you.

CKIAGFEBBC is a go but we still need more entries! Based on our number of dedicated listeners… get off your asses and write! We will be posting a list of the available prizes that might provide you with some more incentive to get those creative writing juices flowing.

Stay tuned fuckers,
Tolarus

I caught wind of a group of Stella Polaris in the area of 8V-SJJ in Syndicate that were apparently trying to probe out some other small hostile gang (Strip Miners I think). I get a quick gang together and beat feet their way.

I find out their gang consisted of: 4 interceptors, 2 logistics, 2 Curse, 2 Drake, Falcon, Rook, Harbinger 3, Hurricane, 2 Drakes, Ishtar, Onyx, Rapier and a Sabre. BOZO fleet was only 15 with mixed tackle and a few BCs.

By the time we formed up and got moving, our scout found them on the PF-346 gate in FD-MLJ. As some of you may already know, PF-346 is home to the Perma-Gatecamp of Faggotry that CH holds day in and day out.

I had planned on taking my fleet to another gate (X-M2LR) and see if they would follow. I had assumed that the Stella Polaris fleet was actually looking for a fight and the fact that they had superior numbers, ECM and logistical support, they would chase us. But I had underestimated their FC’s ability to be the biggest pussy ever seen in the EvE Universe. Continue reading »