Now, before I get all sorts of hate mail from all you dude smoochin’ pee-pee touchers out there, I reserve the right to use the word faggot. I use it a great many ways, none of which necessarily means you like a cock in your mouth. Myself and my other BOZOs use it with relish and zeal, not intending to oppress the gay homosexual penis lover population. It just means you’re some type of douchebag.

But I digress.

This post is actually for the faggots that we see, day after day, in Syndicate. You know the ones I’m talking about, and there’s a pretty good chance you are the ones I’m talking about. The cowards, the knee biters, the marathoners and the big talkers that constantly run and dock up when BOZO is around.

I like to think of myself as a helpful kind of person and being a helpful kind of person I have come up with a list of ways to not be a faggot.

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